What am i even supposed to be looking at here? What’s the problem with it? Why did you post it in the sub for food-service industry peeps to ~~gently stew in misery and despair~~ shitpost?
username-is-missing
What was it supposed to be?
patricksaurus
Oh I cut the grass today, too.
beardedclam94
I laughed so hard when I scrolled past this that I snorted my drink. OP, I’m so sorry.
plasticmanufacturing
So you get chives with each dip, sounds like they know whats up
TheEschatonSucks
Oops, all chives!
CantaloupeCamper
Knife skills level 1
NightShift2323
A lot of the people who know how to do the job are either deported or hiding.
Kallyanna
* sad ‘bruh’ noises *
piratesboot
They cut the chives with their sphincter
skitwostreet
You got served the one dish the stage made before he got the boot from the kitchen lol
Apeapeapemonkeyman
Honestly they are cut like ass but still would cuz I like chives
Graybeard_Shaving
Not gonna lie, I’m a chive fanatic. Looks like a dip topped with God tier chives to me. I’d smash that faster than peak Jessica Simpson.
That said, prep cook could use some knife skills.
Infamous_Night6433
You shouldn’t have ordered a bowl of chives then!
sprocketous
I think it would be fine as long as the garnish sizes were applied more with intention. Have the long beaten pieces construct an herbal narrative leading us wandering gracefully into the chip dip.
ninex-uem
Oh, did you not want chives? //whisks off the top few layers with the back of my hand with a shift old bandage on it.
riclee19
Looks like whoever did prep for this app just said F it today lol and that amount of chives is just ridiculous. To top it off what is that twigs too? Lol 😆🤣💀
khufu42
Looks like they cut those chives with the pizza wheel. Jeez
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Make sure to tip 25% tho
What am i even supposed to be looking at here? What’s the problem with it? Why did you post it in the sub for food-service industry peeps to ~~gently stew in misery and despair~~ shitpost?
What was it supposed to be?
Oh I cut the grass today, too.
I laughed so hard when I scrolled past this that I snorted my drink. OP, I’m so sorry.
So you get chives with each dip, sounds like they know whats up
Oops, all chives!
Knife skills level 1
A lot of the people who know how to do the job are either deported or hiding.
* sad ‘bruh’ noises *
They cut the chives with their sphincter
You got served the one dish the stage made before he got the boot from the kitchen lol
Honestly they are cut like ass but still would cuz I like chives
Not gonna lie, I’m a chive fanatic. Looks like a dip topped with God tier chives to me. I’d smash that faster than peak Jessica Simpson.
That said, prep cook could use some knife skills.
You shouldn’t have ordered a bowl of chives then!
I think it would be fine as long as the garnish sizes were applied more with intention. Have the long beaten pieces construct an herbal narrative leading us wandering gracefully into the chip dip.
Oh, did you not want chives? //whisks off the top few layers with the back of my hand with a shift old bandage on it.
Looks like whoever did prep for this app just said F it today lol and that amount of chives is just ridiculous. To top it off what is that twigs too? Lol 😆🤣💀
Looks like they cut those chives with the pizza wheel. Jeez
https://preview.redd.it/mg42w9ggsbef1.png?width=1008&format=png&auto=webp&s=83f1a90dcb332090976d9eb8c001d3282c3a4383
Oh my. Used the back side of a fkn butter knife.
Hamster bedding
Love this sub. As someone who doesn’t work in the industry, I’d like to thank all the commenters who patiently explain to us uninitiated:
1. What we’re looking at
2. What it’s *supposed* to be
3. All the problems seen by Those With Eyes To See
Lay Z Lazer cutz lol
Looks like lawn clippings
A bowl full of rudely cut chives, green onions or scallions?
Why would you order that?!
This is the stuff that my kitchen shames each other over.
Looks like someone cut those chives with a hammer
My prep coworker mustve done this
I think I bought this dip for $15 a gram when I was a junior in high school
I can smell the stem from a few of you chefs fuming 😡
If there’s a buncha mashed taters under that, i wouldn’t be mad.
Honestly if this is how they chop chives I genuinely think scissors would be a better and more efficient route.
ˢᵒᵘʳ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ & 𝘾𝙃𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙎!
Keep calm, and chive on.