was my sandwich this morning a food crime? high fibre bread, habanero mustard, fried mortadella, pickled red onions, mayo, and a handful of mint.
was my sandwich this morning a food crime? high fibre bread, habanero mustard, fried mortadella, pickled red onions, mayo, and a handful of mint.
by spikedgummies
31 Comments
halfbean
You lost me at mint. Any type of proper lettuce on here would be a hit.
WaySavvyD
Pictures of half eaten sandwiches are disgusting
hey_im_cool
I really hate seeing people’s bite holes
roguefiftyone
I was with you until mint.
King_Joffreys_Tits
I dislike the way you bite
dennyamd
I’ll bite it, lol
Marcus2Ts
Eat what you want but im looking at a photo of a sandwich I personally wouldn’t eat with disgusting bite marks all over it
InternalSun6392
why mint ?
peelin
Is ‘high fibre bread’ just wholemeal?
Wouldn’t say it’s a crime, interesting selection there. Mint is a bit rogue but I can see it working.
motherofkings4524
I’m not gonna knock your combo, but your eating approach is criminal.
Glennbum
Why did you eat it like that? Lol
Imawildedible
If you like it, it’s not a crime. People should eat whatever they want to eat because their mouth is the only mouth that matters. I’m so confused by all these supposed sandwich lovers constantly hating on sandwiches. And who cares if it has bite marks?! Sandwiches are meant to be eaten!!!
TeddyBrewster2
Was this a wake’n’bake situation? Well done.
Ari_Unlocked
It’s the mint. And the mice bites. Wtf? 😭
NoNeed4aNickX
Crime?? why?? its superb! I could eat this, or Pizza or Noodles one minute after I woke up … and should the question arise: no I am fat, I weigh 65kg or 130 pounds
naramsin-ii
please go watch a video on how to eat a sandwich
BluebirdFast3963
Looks amazing, but can you tell me more about this high fiber bread? I usually buy the usual “ancient grains” or “grainy” types from the bread aisle (without trying to spend a fortune, but they are still like $4 a loaf.
Is that what you mean or is this bread in the frozen section. Really want to try some even HEALTHIER bread one day. Why not?
MirageArcane
The mint is a bit of a curveball, but I’d try it before judging
LalalaSherpa
Only crime here is no salt & vinegar potato chips 🤷
Goldiethundercats
lol. It sounds like you already know the answer to the food crime question. But answer me this… Why do I want to try it???
inadizzle
Fried mortadella you say…
SmileAndDeny
The picture is more of a crime than the shitty sandwich ingredients.
possessoroflimbs
That sounds delicious. If you’re ever in NYC you should try Wolfnights! They make weird ass wraps that are all delicious and remind me of this
cabezatuck
Those Pizza Hit “Crust First” ads had a profound impact on this guy.
31 Comments
You lost me at mint. Any type of proper lettuce on here would be a hit.
Pictures of half eaten sandwiches are disgusting
I really hate seeing people’s bite holes
I was with you until mint.
I dislike the way you bite
I’ll bite it, lol
Eat what you want but im looking at a photo of a sandwich I personally wouldn’t eat with disgusting bite marks all over it
why mint ?
Is ‘high fibre bread’ just wholemeal?
Wouldn’t say it’s a crime, interesting selection there. Mint is a bit rogue but I can see it working.
I’m not gonna knock your combo, but your eating approach is criminal.
Why did you eat it like that? Lol
If you like it, it’s not a crime. People should eat whatever they want to eat because their mouth is the only mouth that matters. I’m so confused by all these supposed sandwich lovers constantly hating on sandwiches. And who cares if it has bite marks?! Sandwiches are meant to be eaten!!!
Was this a wake’n’bake situation? Well done.
It’s the mint. And the mice bites. Wtf? 😭
Crime?? why?? its superb! I could eat this, or Pizza or Noodles one minute after I woke up … and should the question arise: no I am fat, I weigh 65kg or 130 pounds
please go watch a video on how to eat a sandwich
Looks amazing, but can you tell me more about this high fiber bread? I usually buy the usual “ancient grains” or “grainy” types from the bread aisle (without trying to spend a fortune, but they are still like $4 a loaf.
Is that what you mean or is this bread in the frozen section. Really want to try some even HEALTHIER bread one day. Why not?
The mint is a bit of a curveball, but I’d try it before judging
Only crime here is no salt & vinegar potato chips 🤷
lol. It sounds like you already know the answer to the food crime question. But answer me this… Why do I want to try it???
Fried mortadella you say…
The picture is more of a crime than the shitty sandwich ingredients.
That sounds delicious. If you’re ever in NYC you should try Wolfnights! They make weird ass wraps that are all delicious and remind me of this
Those Pizza Hit “Crust First” ads had a profound impact on this guy.

Nope! You do you!😉
That sounds bomb!
Did you say morning???
The bite pattern is disturbing
The mint is pushing it.
Disgusting
Let the phone eat first!!