All right. If you’re a husband and father like me, then you already know how it is. When we get out of work, we want to know what our beautiful, precious, loving, caring of a wife has prepared for us today. As soon as you get in your car, you already hit her with a text. What’s for dinner, love? What’s for dinner, my precious flower? No, no, no, no. They don’t need all that. They don’t need your what’s for dinner text. You know what they’re doing? They’re home all day with your kids running a muck. One’s eating a crayon. One’s probably throwing up. The other one’s still nursing. Doesn’t want to get off. You can’t even put them down because they start crying. She’s trying to juggle all this while you’re sending memes at work and she’s trying to figure out who she is. Am I just a mom or who am I? No, she’s more than that. So, shout out to all you moms. You guys are holding it down. You guys are killing it. And don’t forget, like in Blueie, you’re doing great. All right, I think she’s gone now. Make me a sandwich, woman. Uh, I’m just playing. I’m just playing ingredients in the captions.

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