State moves that this Honorable Pizza Court make a finding of an aggravated offense, and with that finding a term of confinement in the Department of Pizza Corrections with lifetime registration as pizza offender.
In a way it’s kinda amazing how expressive it is 🤷🏼♀️
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sarah_rad
What a terrible day to have eyeballs
MyMomsTastyButthole
You’re not allowed to do that
mittelegna
While certainly not good for eating and offensive on many levels to the pizza snob in me, I think there was children’s entertainment involved here. Can’t make this a crime based on that.
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Tim curry vibes
State moves that this Honorable Pizza Court make a finding of an aggravated offense, and with that finding a term of confinement in the Department of Pizza Corrections with lifetime registration as pizza offender.
https://preview.redd.it/x9fmzzf0mref1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=398e05f4c2427169886486a274144febd735bbad
well, that’s uniquely terrifying
This would be great for a Halloween party
In a way it’s kinda amazing how expressive it is 🤷🏼♀️
🤨
🤷🏼♀️
What a terrible day to have eyeballs
You’re not allowed to do that
While certainly not good for eating and offensive on many levels to the pizza snob in me, I think there was children’s entertainment involved here. Can’t make this a crime based on that.
This is a Pee-Wee’s Playhouse ass pizza
Mighty Boosh vibes
That pizza is 100% haunted.
Meth.. Not even once..
Its Pete Zarr
it’s so *expressive*
https://i.redd.it/75w46zy5sref1.gif
Great way to scar your kids for life, fella!!!
Hey! So I didn’t like that.
Pizza Joker
Pee Wee Herman vibes with the bow tie. *Good Morning Mr. Breakfast!*
Wow.. This is just bad..
https://preview.redd.it/6a1gi3d41sef1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=512995ace5aac456f189d858d72134db23f502e8
Kill it before it breeds
Honestly, replace the ketchup with marinara and give it a cute name like “Mr. Pizza” and you could make some serious money with this one
