Sweet Potato, Miso, Bacon, Marshmellow Pie

by Behave_myself

20 Comments

  1. What are we even doing here, man.

    Death sentence.

  2. RoeMajesta

    i’m all for unusual combo but this is just, rage bait

  3. Beer---Necessities

    I move to disqualify myself from the jury in this case your honor. While a crime may have been committed I cannot in good conscience say I would not also commit said crime.

  4. The dough and oven seems to be top notch. Just why? 🫣

  5. eilonwyhasemu

    Hipster edgelord, but not a crime. I’d eat a slice.

  6. ChronicPronatorbator

    I’ve eaten pepperoni and pineapple… fuck it. it sounds serviceable.

  7. Own_Watercress_8104

    Doesn’t even make sense for a dessert pizza, it’s just random shit at this point

  8. FecalColumn

    Sweet potato, bacon, and marshmallow actually sounds like it *might* go well together. Miso is wild but I’d still try it before ruling it out

  9. Kitchen-Revolution-9

    I didn’t see anything your honour

  10. KaleidoscopePurple74

    Hold on, if this is meant as a dessert pie then we’re fine.

    Otherwise guilty.

    Miso and marshmallows are meant as dessert (you can look it up and it’s delicious). The fact it is a potato pie means we’re in dessert territory. The bacon is what’s throwing it off for a normal pizza. This is no longer a pizza as dessert pies are not pizza.

    Final verdict: Not guilty on pizza and original poster has one month of community pizza work for misrepresentation.

  11. jaejjm2410

    So hear me out… with enough alcohol or cannabis this might be really good. NOT GUILTY

  12. Doubleucommadj

    That’s just a variation on a sweet potato pie and I’d bet it’d be a dope sweet and savory combo.

  13. dr-satan85

    It’s a risky combination, and in the hands of an amateur, would be an absolute crime, but those are ingredients that absolutely could balance each other out if restraint is used, and that pizza looks like it was made by someone half competent… I’d definitely try that pizza!

  14. LifeLikeAGrapefruit

    I kind of want to taste this monstrosity. I feel conflicted. On paper, it’s blasphemy. But… it might just work?

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