This pizza was cut in half with scissors like some sort of neanderthal. Straight to jail.
by Jimmy_Pigg
27 Comments
artie_pdx
Not going to lie. I fully get it. The leftovers from frozen are still edible, yet I’d rather heat up the other half.
spleeble
Anyone with the self control to make half a frozen pizza is not guilty by reason of insanity.
lapisnyazuli
I wouldn’t use scissors, but I don’t think this is that bad
NightFox1988
I’m probably going to get downvoted into oblivion for this, but I don’t see anything wrong with this. To be honest, it’s smart instead of eating a whole pizza.
Rogerjak
I mean cutting it still inside the plastic… at least negligence.
spesimen
i’m planning to do this exact thing with the pizza that is in my freezer. i’d rather have 2 freshly cooked half pizzas than have a reheated half pizza the next day or two
VictorySimilar8923
Dear members of the jury, my client pleads not guilty. Genius may look like insanity to some, but my client preserved half of a frozen pizza to have FRESHLY COOKED later. You may see him as a mad man, but i see a visionary.
Strawberry-Hepburn
Why the dating profile at the end?
KORZILLA-is-me
I like to heat up the whole thing, skip cutting it, and eat it like it’s a giant cookie.
WrestleBox
I do this so it fits in the air fryer. You don’t even need to cut them though, they just snap in half pretty easily. Lol
Ok-Loss-7255
Ha! I just karate chop it in half like a man 😂
Kick-Agreeable
yessir. i cut like to cut them into quarters so i just pop one in the air fryer when i want some.
Ada_Kaleh22
upon consideration, if one puts a line of saltines along the cut edge to gather the cheese meltoff…
thisisnotme78721
as this appears to have come from LinkedIn, two crimes have occurred
LazyOldCat
As a man’s-man I do this with my Fesstool bandsaw out in the wood shop, but the result is the same.
Normal-Ambition-760
I recently started doing this, its a win for thinner pizza’s
i8yamamasass
This is from Dull Men’s Club on Facebook isn’t it
toweljuice
They probably got bits of plastic in it now
ushouldbe_working
I used to do this but with one big difference. I’d take the pizza OUT of the package and then break it into two. Then I have two servings.
Beneficial-Biscotti5
Feeling a genius for such low bar accomplishment
DrHerbNerbler
I bet this guy gets all the bitches!
Cautious_Tonight
I do this all the time but I take it out of the package…
tito9107
When you need to ensure that you get your daily intake of microplastics.
BongtheConqueror
This is a no for me dawg, but is it a crime? I don’t think so. That being said cold frozen pizza leftovers is like one of my favorites. I got no problem cooking the whole pizza and then eating the rest right out of the fridge next day for lunch.
Pleb_2k14
I do this all the time and I’ve never seen a hand that looks more like my hand than the one in this pic… wormhole… shifting sands of reality…
Plaguedoctorsrevenge
Apparently you’ve never seen the 1980s Sylvester Stallone classic Cobra
27 Comments
Not going to lie. I fully get it. The leftovers from frozen are still edible, yet I’d rather heat up the other half.
Anyone with the self control to make half a frozen pizza is not guilty by reason of insanity.
I wouldn’t use scissors, but I don’t think this is that bad
I’m probably going to get downvoted into oblivion for this, but I don’t see anything wrong with this. To be honest, it’s smart instead of eating a whole pizza.
I mean cutting it still inside the plastic… at least negligence.
i’m planning to do this exact thing with the pizza that is in my freezer. i’d rather have 2 freshly cooked half pizzas than have a reheated half pizza the next day or two
Dear members of the jury, my client pleads not guilty. Genius may look like insanity to some, but my client preserved half of a frozen pizza to have FRESHLY COOKED later. You may see him as a mad man, but i see a visionary.
Why the dating profile at the end?
I like to heat up the whole thing, skip cutting it, and eat it like it’s a giant cookie.
I do this so it fits in the air fryer. You don’t even need to cut them though, they just snap in half pretty easily. Lol
Ha! I just karate chop it in half like a man 😂
yessir. i cut like to cut them into quarters so i just pop one in the air fryer when i want some.
upon consideration, if one puts a line of saltines along the cut edge to gather the cheese meltoff…
as this appears to have come from LinkedIn, two crimes have occurred
As a man’s-man I do this with my Fesstool bandsaw out in the wood shop, but the result is the same.
I recently started doing this, its a win for thinner pizza’s
This is from Dull Men’s Club on Facebook isn’t it
They probably got bits of plastic in it now
I used to do this but with one big difference. I’d take the pizza OUT of the package and then break it into two. Then I have two servings.
Feeling a genius for such low bar accomplishment
I bet this guy gets all the bitches!
I do this all the time but I take it out of the package…
When you need to ensure that you get your daily intake of microplastics.
This is a no for me dawg, but is it a crime? I don’t think so. That being said cold frozen pizza leftovers is like one of my favorites. I got no problem cooking the whole pizza and then eating the rest right out of the fridge next day for lunch.
I do this all the time and I’ve never seen a hand that looks more like my hand than the one in this pic… wormhole… shifting sands of reality…
Apparently you’ve never seen the 1980s Sylvester Stallone classic Cobra
Scissors is just how it’s done
I would have just used a bandsaw.