Wtf is that grayish brown stuff seeping out of the sides?
Razmatazzer
I would absolutely eat that but that price is outrageous, where’s the rest of the pizza?
joshmoney
At least it has plenty of cheese.
TheTrub
Would this fall under fraud? Racketeering? I feel like no one would pay that much for a pizza like this unless there was some coercion.
TheEverythingKing101
That looks terrible what a scam
happyhippiegoodtimes
That better be for the whole pie unless under all that cheese on top of the shit crust it has a whole pile of expensive meats and some gold flakes
aweguster9
The crime is in the buying, not the selling. I assume your name is Dover. Ben Dover.
Audrey_Ropeburn
While it’s expensive, that dorney park pizza shreds. It’s like the slightly better version of elementary school pizza. Tastes like nostalgia.
Caesar_Passing
This one actually makes me angry. That price… That’s straight-up sickening. I’d eat microwaved pizza rolls, but not for more than a dollar. And if they ask for tips at whatever misery shack this suffering plate-melter was forged in, I’m even more ticked.
No-Blueberry-1823
I saw the word dorney Park so while I am very disappointed I am not remotely surprised. Eating at theme parks is a recipe for disappointment
Brilliant_Finish_652
There is definitely a crime here. A crime in buying this slice op ‘pizza’ for this amount of money.
JackhorseBowman
I can’t justify spending $17 on a single slice of pizza but damn that pizza looks good.
turd_ferguson65
The pizza itself isn’t a crime, it looks banging, that price tho is criminal
HeligKo
Not guilty. It’s theme park food. The quality and price vary from questionable to outrageous at all theme parks. Also if you read the original post, they had all day dining, so this did not in fact cost that much.
TopProfessional8023
The crime was you paying that for a slice of pizza. I don’t care if Rao’s is selling slices I ain’t paying $16.99 for a slice anywhere
DayOneDude
the-poopiest-diaper
That’s the price of a whole actually good pizza less than 2 hours west
Hydra_Master
TIL Dorney Park’s still around and has a subreddit dedicated to it.
SurotaOnishi
I can order an entire XL pizza right now for $16.24. $16.99 for a single slice is frankly bullshit.
gastro_psychic
Dorney park? Dorky name.
Gentle_method
The pizza itself is definitely legal, but the price is a crime no doubt.
deltree711
I’m guessing they’re charging extra because someone ordered it with 4x extra cheese?
TheRoaringTide
At least there’s a gallon of cheese on that thing, holy shit.
AgentGiga
Dorney Park should be fined for this atrocity.
spleeble
Once you’re paying 16.99 for a slice you are practically an accomplice.
The price vs quality graph for pizza is like a parabola and this is way past the peak.
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That’s 14.99 too much
Wtf is that grayish brown stuff seeping out of the sides?
I would absolutely eat that but that price is outrageous, where’s the rest of the pizza?
At least it has plenty of cheese.
Would this fall under fraud? Racketeering? I feel like no one would pay that much for a pizza like this unless there was some coercion.
That looks terrible what a scam
That better be for the whole pie unless under all that cheese on top of the shit crust it has a whole pile of expensive meats and some gold flakes
The crime is in the buying, not the selling. I assume your name is Dover. Ben Dover.
While it’s expensive, that dorney park pizza shreds. It’s like the slightly better version of elementary school pizza. Tastes like nostalgia.
This one actually makes me angry. That price… That’s straight-up sickening. I’d eat microwaved pizza rolls, but not for more than a dollar. And if they ask for tips at whatever misery shack this suffering plate-melter was forged in, I’m even more ticked.
I saw the word dorney Park so while I am very disappointed I am not remotely surprised. Eating at theme parks is a recipe for disappointment
There is definitely a crime here. A crime in buying this slice op ‘pizza’ for this amount of money.
I can’t justify spending $17 on a single slice of pizza but damn that pizza looks good.
The pizza itself isn’t a crime, it looks banging, that price tho is criminal
Not guilty. It’s theme park food. The quality and price vary from questionable to outrageous at all theme parks. Also if you read the original post, they had all day dining, so this did not in fact cost that much.
The crime was you paying that for a slice of pizza. I don’t care if Rao’s is selling slices I ain’t paying $16.99 for a slice anywhere
That’s the price of a whole actually good pizza less than 2 hours west
TIL Dorney Park’s still around and has a subreddit dedicated to it.
I can order an entire XL pizza right now for $16.24. $16.99 for a single slice is frankly bullshit.
Dorney park? Dorky name.
The pizza itself is definitely legal, but the price is a crime no doubt.
I’m guessing they’re charging extra because someone ordered it with 4x extra cheese?
At least there’s a gallon of cheese on that thing, holy shit.
Dorney Park should be fined for this atrocity.
Once you’re paying 16.99 for a slice you are practically an accomplice.
The price vs quality graph for pizza is like a parabola and this is way past the peak.