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My aunts abuse of pizza, unseasoned lentils from a can and sweetcorn
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My aunts abuse of pizza, unseasoned lentils from a can and sweetcorn


It was like watching a car crash

by shadowwalker_wtf

21 Comments

  1. Phaaze13

    i don’t think these ingredients are bad choices in and of themselves. but this looks like they just emptied the cans above the pizza base. which is definitely a crime.

  2. humourlessIrish

    The toppings are not the top concern here man.. what is going on down there?

  3. DavieStBaconStan

    Why is she using an ikea cork trivet for pizza dough?

  4. keczanandras

    It is just not pizza, but ok i think… 😀

  5. Careful-Depth-9420

    My BIL makes a similar pizza. Not lentils but he throws almost everything in the fridge salad/produce drawer on his pizza to the point that when its done its just this big heaping burnt blob of produce.

    But it’s “healthy” as he says…

  11. Thequiet01

    I did not know it was possible for a pizza to radiate “I am Health Food and I taste bad.”

  13. MarxistMan13

    This isn’t pizza. It’s some sort of giant whole-grain rice cake with veggies on it.

    Pizza requires cheese and bread. This has neither.

  19. Psychozillogical

    I didn’t think it was possible for my day to get worse but, here we are.

  20. u35828

    It’s the new “Colon Blow” pizza from Little Caesars.