Tbh the only thing he did wrong was not cutting a line down the middle so the skin would come off easier. Alternatively he could have peeled the whole thing then cut it like this, but hey, man’s just getting by, you let him have this one!
FalseMagpie
To deep fry the skins and trick people he doesn’t like into accepting some free “onion rings”?
Key2158
I’d like to see what he does with an ear of corn.
Darkdragon_98
How many people has he killed in the last 5 days?
DaAwesomeCat
ehh if it works it works
leeloocal
Sicilian_Civilian
Bro better be making banana tea with those cut offs
Jtfgman
50% of marriages end in divorce. No one would judge you for flipping a coin in these situations.
CptSnicklefrits
Now you bread and deep fry the rings and serve with a Thai peanut sauce
greekmom2005
Divorce now 😂
KaijuKrash
I’m so sorry to hear about your imminent divorce.
WildFemmeFatale
My gut instinct tells me this is unhygienic cuz this contaminates the knife with the germs and pesticides found on the peel and scratches it into the flesh of the banana via surface area
Curious-Comedian-285
He was a weird kid, huh?
lacrosse771
Wait how else do you cut it? Its so satisfying to pop out the rings. And maybe you dont want the whole banana. This is easier to put tin foil over the open end
Rob0tsmasher
So he just keeps circumcising it?
Hizam5
This is something I’d do if I was either bored, stoned, or both
Apprehensive_Bee3327
Playing devil’s advocate here, but I think I see where he was going with this. He didn’t need/want to use the whole banana and wanted the excess to still have its protective peel for future use. The point that he turned into an absolute psychopath, was cutting up the uncircumcised portion that he intended to use, instead of just slicing it down the middle, peeling it, and cutting up the circumcised nanner into slices. Idk. Just spitballing.
thr1ceuponatime
Maybe he was practicing some knife skills?
Andrewmcmahon_
This is bananas.
ScaryAssBitch
I think he might be special…
tepidDuckPond
Makes me angry. Do you have a prenup? I’d be combing the document on grounds for divorce.
🤣🤣Jk, but this is almost as maddening as how my partner opens cereal boxes
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Run.
Run away. Very fast.
Tbh the only thing he did wrong was not cutting a line down the middle so the skin would come off easier. Alternatively he could have peeled the whole thing then cut it like this, but hey, man’s just getting by, you let him have this one!
To deep fry the skins and trick people he doesn’t like into accepting some free “onion rings”?
I’d like to see what he does with an ear of corn.
How many people has he killed in the last 5 days?
ehh if it works it works
Bro better be making banana tea with those cut offs
50% of marriages end in divorce. No one would judge you for flipping a coin in these situations.
Now you bread and deep fry the rings and serve with a Thai peanut sauce
Divorce now 😂
I’m so sorry to hear about your imminent divorce.
My gut instinct tells me this is unhygienic cuz this contaminates the knife with the germs and pesticides found on the peel and scratches it into the flesh of the banana via surface area
He was a weird kid, huh?
Wait how else do you cut it? Its so satisfying to pop out the rings. And maybe you dont want the whole banana. This is easier to put tin foil over the open end
So he just keeps circumcising it?
This is something I’d do if I was either bored, stoned, or both
Playing devil’s advocate here, but I think I see where he was going with this. He didn’t need/want to use the whole banana and wanted the excess to still have its protective peel for future use. The point that he turned into an absolute psychopath, was cutting up the uncircumcised portion that he intended to use, instead of just slicing it down the middle, peeling it, and cutting up the circumcised nanner into slices. Idk. Just spitballing.
Maybe he was practicing some knife skills?
This is bananas.
I think he might be special…
Makes me angry. Do you have a prenup? I’d be combing the document on grounds for divorce.
🤣🤣Jk, but this is almost as maddening as how my partner opens cereal boxes
I thought “that’s so stupid”
Good post.
Does he work in a school cafeteria?