why does this looks like cum? and why does it teaste like shit?

by mister_anti_meta

21 Comments

  1. mister_anti_meta

    blue eyes gaming drink that looks suspicious and has a taste as bland as an MD ranking game

    It’s supposed to taste like dragon fruit and something else and to be honest it looks like cum, it tastes very bland like chemical sugar substitutes, you can’t taste any fruit, it smells OK but to be honest it doesn’t taste good imagine you drink water and expect a fruity surprise that’s how you can imagine it.

    So everything in one. Blue eyes cum not recommended for consumption.

    I couldn’t post it any other way because it would be automatically deleted for whatever reason, so I made the review as a comment and had to change the flair afterwards

  2. Technical_Instance_2

    are they allowed to use blue eyes?

  3. That’s what your cum looks like? 😲 You need to go see a doctor

  4. originalusername__

    That shit looks like a pack of gas station boner pills and comes in a condom wrapper.

  5. horseradish1

    You need to see a doctor if your cum looks like that. That looks like watered down pus.

  6. It should look like shit and taste like cum

  7. eat_like_snake

    Looks like the pony jar after it got boiled on the radiator.

    Why’s there a Yugioh dragon on the package.

  8. Probably looks like that as it’s a powder that’s not actually fully dissolving. Being for energy probably some sort of complex carb that breaks down slowly and doesn’t dissolve.

    Probably tastes like shit because it’s sold purely on the promise of giving energy and that’s what the stuff they claim provides energy tastes like.

  9. Coffeefiend-_-

    I was thinking, hold up my cums supposed to be yellow? 😅

  10. sleazy_hobo

    Ngl till I saw the second image I thought it was a blue eyes themed condom.

  11. Chico__Lopes

    Because it is Yu-gi-oh themed and Yu-gi-oh sucks

  12. beard_of_ages

    Is this Tim Robinson style guerrilla marketing? Cramlin Duvet is outdoing itself these days.

  13. lakorasdelenfent

    You got the coconut penis flavor… the coconut is really subtle