I keep some of these is bag by my with desk asking with some other condiment packets. I know they're not great, but it's better than plain rice most days. But I'm wondering if anyone has any idea what makes it a "breakfast" salsa? Is this just branding or something substantive.

by electriccroxford

7 Comments

  1. diverareyouokay

    According to a quick google, it’s the least spicy version. It appears to have the same basic ingredients as their others though.

  2. self_edukated

    The breakfast chemicals they add. Also why a salsa need to be supplemented with unnamed “natural flavors” is beyond me.

  3. rlrlrlrlrlr

    The time of day. 

    Is it breakfast time? Oh, look, salsa! Breakfast salsa, perfect timing. And it’s my size and color and everything. 

    Also, my pet theory is that salsa improves pretty much everything other than cereal, but then I remember fruit/melon salsa. Really, it’s the universal sauce.