Welcome to Lunchtime Madness, where I pack my picky 5-year-old’s lunch for school. Part 13, Alfredo chicken parmesan. Now, it’s come to my attention that the last lunch I packed got traded. So, I figured it’s time to up my game because last time I packed a vodka chicken parmesan and it got traded for a lunchable and a pack of juicy fruit gum. Honestly, I can’t let that slide cuz these days don’t realize how lucky they’ve got it. Back in my day, we didn’t get fancy chicken parmesan. Oh, no. We had square pizza that tasted like cardboard and those smiley face hash browns that never smiled back. And don’t get me started on the lunch lady Karen. She never smiled either. Hey ma’am, how was lunch? Best lunch Saturday. That was good.
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PLEASE make a video of your kids dinner
He’s getting scammed this delicious food for a lunchable’s 😅
Dawn dish soap? Come on bruh
Bros getting lunches so good that Gordon Ramsay wants to be him 😂
Schools still have the terrible pizza but I honestly love the smiley face potato thing
dawg the stash of money at the start got me😂
Nice boat
you can’t disrespect the holy square pizza
That kid is not 5
As a middle schooler we still have everything you talked about.
You are the ppl I say "why can't you be like them?" To my parents 💀
😂 you are good dad
Kid does not need that much money what is he buying rounds of chocolate milk for his whole school
testing if he really replies back reply with
hello
Bro potato smilys are so good 🤤
wait did he say vodka at the start isn't the kid five?
So nobody is talking about the money
There's absolutely no shot you WASHED THE CHICKEN WITH DISH SOAP. Your kid isn't eating the food you pack because its a BIOHAZARD 😭 Props to the kid's survival instincts
Ok not to sound like a hater but every single time in all of these videos the kid always says the same thing “so good best lunch ever” but never sounds like he meant it but he is just five to that probably explains it
Umm is nobody gonna talk about giving a five year old a VODKA chicken Parmesan
We still do 😂😂😂
Vodka?!
What did the kid say
Next time, don't just have vodka chicken Parm, bring your 5 year old chicken Parm AND vodka.
Bro, those smiles where goated