Not to mention the absolutely atrocious music choice. Lol so fucking pretentious.



by No_Calligrapher_2911

31 Comments

  1. HeimrekHringariki

    I’d be cringing myself under the table.

  2. Rubik842

    What in the second-rate-try-hard-Dubai-knockoff shit is this? Needs the blowtorch to warm it up again because he took so fucking long to get to the point.

  3. Sfogliatelle99

    This is such a waste of time and money. He’s trying to be like the salt guy and I always thought that was stupid too, but this is much worse.

  4. Fit_Carpet_364

    Was this at that Salt Bae dude’s place? All style zero substance.

    And having little people perform? Slow your roll, P.T. Barnum. At least he looks pretty cool, I guess.

  5. ABlueShade

    He is for sure the most handsome dwarf though

  6. Dee___Snuts

    This guy is one of salt baes henchmen. He’s known as salt packet

  7. MisterEd_ak

    So he runs the knife over the sharpening steel and doesn’t wipe it before using it?

  8. heyo_1989

    They hired him to make the steaks look bigger than they actually are.

  9. CaptainRon16

    I straight up thought he was going to spray WD-40 on it for a split second…

  10. NutritionAnthro

    Imagine being a little person whose career is being an impersonation of a vulgar asshole who was briefly internet famous and your days are spent performing for not-quite-rich tasteless dickheads who film your every gesture.

    Just take it easy and let the guy cook, I guess.

  11. ThatMBR42

    Smacking that honing steel like it’s a Forged In Fire round 1 test

  12. Miserable_Rutabaga94

    You can see the little girl in the background cringing over this…. She had more courage than everyone in the video pretending like it was worth it.

  13. NO-MAD-CLAD

    Straightens the edge then proceeds to slap it on a metal table. Guess he must have made it too sharp.

  14. ickyickee

    Isn’t he suppose to clean the blade after sharpening?

  15. Inevitable_Silver_13

    I love how the guy had to spit out the piece he fed him because it was just gristle.

  16. HotResponsibility829

    Dude almost burned that lady at the end of the video 8 seconds left. If you watch frame by frame you can tell the cut the video right then too.

    Throwing that torch around like it’s a toy

  17. dandaman64

    “Y’all got good food?”

    “We got hype moments and aura”

  18. YourLocalPotDealer

    Salt bae gets shorter every time I see him is he Benjamin Button

  19. SirTheRealist

    This shit is goofy af, all of it. None of it would impress me 😂

  20. RecommendationDue932

    Whats next? Tiny man with hairy feet? Salt Hobbit.

  21. wes7946

    People need to stop visiting these restaurants. If you have hundreds of dollars to spend, go to a proper Michelin Guide restaurant.

  22. jkurts91

    Worst haircut I’ve ever seen anybody give a steak.

  23. spacekitt3n

    salt bae has been such a scourge on humanity

  24. Guy totally works FoH. No one in FoH knows how to use a knife properly!

  25. Soft_Return9722

    Can I get an application? I figure it would be faster for me to get a job here and make my own fucking steak than to sit through your nonsense.