This Dubai chocolate is the stupidest shit. Great chocolate comes from Europe and doesn’t cost a fortune.
Letters_to_Dionysus
‘inshallah, scoobibi’
‘dubai dubai doo’
SnooDonuts3878
Stupid food for gullible wanks.
No_Situation4785
well at least they’re working for that “i”
TopNeighborhood2694
Looks like mustard
Silvedl
Those Dubai Lindt chocolate bars are $15 a piece. Other bars are like a quarter that price. It looked interesting to me, but there is no way I am paying that for some chocolate.
KittyandPuppyMama
Bypass not included
Rich-Pomegranate1679
Alright, so everyone is talking shit about this, but I would absolutely eat it for free. I suspect a lot of haters would too.
Otherwise-Sky2154
I would eat chocolate pistachio pancakes. That sounds awesome.
LordOfFlames55
Dubai chocolate sounds like a euphemism for shit
ThoughtlessTactics
I ate one of them giant hissing cockroaches with no hands at six flags in a bobbing for apples contest but they didnt have any apples, I’ll never touch a pistachio again, they taste exactly the same
Breezyrain
It’s not stupid though? Chocolate and pistachio pancakes sound very edible. And $13 is pretty in line with the rest of their menu.
different_produce384
LMAO worth 130!!!!!!
discopears
I just hope they serve it out of a smoke-filled briefcase. “Super rare”
ryeyen
Miss me with this fast fashion food
FragranceBurn
Dubai Chocolate has screwed humanity in 2025
BoringJuiceBox
Those squirties look like what comes out of my 8 lb chihuahua mix
cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n
My most normie opinion is that I actually really like Dubai chocolate, it’s a nice mix of textures and flavors. The prices they ask for them is batshit insane tho
DivineEggs
“Handmade whipped cream” 💀
rebelvong1
This chocolate trend is so garbage.
gangusTM
It will look nothing like that and I will see this on the expectations vs reality sub in the next few days. I’m mad
Buttchuggle
Looks like chocolate filled with herbivore shit.
emergency-snaccs
$130 fuckin dollars? what makes this worth that much? pancake- $5. dubai chocolate bar- $15. Edible gold- $5. Some sort of topping?- $5. Unrealistic upcharge- $100
Alternative-Read-236
Can someone explain to me what is a Dubai chocolate bars?
Bepulk7
This would absolutely fall under a more “normal” iHop pancake flavor.
They’ve done corn pancakes. They’ve done stacks with just straight up candy thrown in, like full on lollipops. They’ve made purple pancakes. And not like an ube pancake, which would be somewhat normal, one w cheesecake cream.
Catastrofus
You know, i love chocolate and i love pistachio but i swear most of these things are just purely made with the lowest effort to make sales.
I am almost certain there’s no reason for anything ‘Dubai’ style to be as expensive and exclusive as it’s pretending to be. A bit like Ferrero Rocher, it’s good but the pricetag is just completely unnecessary.
TerraStarryAstra
I would love to eat this, unfortunately I have diabetes so I cannot 😩
Brickybruh
Does it come with labubu and matcha
Tall_Estate_9753
What the fuck is everyone’s obsession with Dubai? I have been way too many times while in the Navy, and the amount of people who think like it some kind of endless adult Disneyland or something is baffling.
100% certain it’s a completely failed city now reliant on the dollars of the dumbest of the rich
OutatimeBTF1985
It’s just a fancy name for chocolate with nuts. The same way Gelato is just Italian for Ice cream.
AtLeast9Dogs
Is Dubai chocolate even good? I’ve never seen anyone say it’s genuinely good outside of influencers creaming their pants lying about how it’s the best thing ever.
Giecio
Guess I know what I’m making next week for my monthly cheat meal
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This Dubai chocolate is the stupidest shit. Great chocolate comes from Europe and doesn’t cost a fortune.
‘inshallah, scoobibi’
‘dubai dubai doo’
Stupid food for gullible wanks.
well at least they’re working for that “i”
Looks like mustard
Those Dubai Lindt chocolate bars are $15 a piece. Other bars are like a quarter that price. It looked interesting to me, but there is no way I am paying that for some chocolate.
Bypass not included
Alright, so everyone is talking shit about this, but I would absolutely eat it for free. I suspect a lot of haters would too.
I would eat chocolate pistachio pancakes. That sounds awesome.
Dubai chocolate sounds like a euphemism for shit
I ate one of them giant hissing cockroaches with no hands at six flags in a bobbing for apples contest but they didnt have any apples, I’ll never touch a pistachio again, they taste exactly the same
It’s not stupid though? Chocolate and pistachio pancakes sound very edible. And $13 is pretty in line with the rest of their menu.
LMAO worth 130!!!!!!
I just hope they serve it out of a smoke-filled briefcase. “Super rare”
Miss me with this fast fashion food
Dubai Chocolate has screwed humanity in 2025
Those squirties look like what comes out of my 8 lb chihuahua mix
My most normie opinion is that I actually really like Dubai chocolate, it’s a nice mix of textures and flavors. The prices they ask for them is batshit insane tho
“Handmade whipped cream” 💀
This chocolate trend is so garbage.
It will look nothing like that and I will see this on the expectations vs reality sub in the next few days. I’m mad
Looks like chocolate filled with herbivore shit.
$130 fuckin dollars? what makes this worth that much? pancake- $5. dubai chocolate bar- $15. Edible gold- $5. Some sort of topping?- $5. Unrealistic upcharge- $100
Can someone explain to me what is a Dubai chocolate bars?
This would absolutely fall under a more “normal” iHop pancake flavor.
They’ve done corn pancakes. They’ve done stacks with just straight up candy thrown in, like full on lollipops. They’ve made purple pancakes. And not like an ube pancake, which would be somewhat normal, one w cheesecake cream.
You know, i love chocolate and i love pistachio but i swear most of these things are just purely made with the lowest effort to make sales.
I am almost certain there’s no reason for anything ‘Dubai’ style to be as expensive and exclusive as it’s pretending to be. A bit like Ferrero Rocher, it’s good but the pricetag is just completely unnecessary.
I would love to eat this, unfortunately I have diabetes so I cannot 😩
Does it come with labubu and matcha
What the fuck is everyone’s obsession with Dubai? I have been way too many times while in the Navy, and the amount of people who think like it some kind of endless adult Disneyland or something is baffling.
100% certain it’s a completely failed city now reliant on the dollars of the dumbest of the rich
It’s just a fancy name for chocolate with nuts. The same way Gelato is just Italian for Ice cream.
Is Dubai chocolate even good? I’ve never seen anyone say it’s genuinely good outside of influencers creaming their pants lying about how it’s the best thing ever.
Guess I know what I’m making next week for my monthly cheat meal