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by AnActualPhox

26 Comments

  1. Ash_an_bun

    It’s what separates the cooks from the chefs.

  2. AccomplishedMess648

    Best fed off duty kitchen worker on a Friday night.

  3. hazelependu

    Post link? I need to show one of our boys some love.

  4. NeedMoneyForTires

    I raise you 4 shots of bourbon and eating a cold 12 inch tortilla while looking at pictures of melted butter

  5. magicsqueezle

    Amazingly I had Trader Joe’s stuff in my freezer that I forgot about.
    My husband calls it the burnt out wife dinner.
    Fried calamari with basil aioli and garlic Parmesan tots.
    Pregamed with a pineapple cider.

  6. SleepParalysisPal

    Add a pack of camel crushes to smoke out back after and that’s the daily dinner

  7. nihi1zer0

    Who does shots? Just pour me a full glass.

  8. whiteh00f

    Like add a dill pickle from the jar that has been in the fridge since the fall of the Soviet Union plus a generic light beer and call it a night

  9. DocWallaD

    I made box Mac and cheese and put a can of tuna in it for drunk munchies last night.. not as bad as the drunk shower Ruben though..

  10. Cyclist007

    Jeez, and me just throwing some peas and a scoop of peanut butter into a pot of water with a package of Mr Noodles…

  11. sylkie_gamer

    Ramen and nicotine is where it’s at! They’re missing out!

  12. No one understands that when you cook for everyone else that you also really don’t want to cook for yourself at the end of it all.

    Also the grazing. Lots of grazing over a trashcan.

  13. rainaftersnowplease

    Cottage cheese out of the tub with a spoon in front of my open fridge and a glass of whatever wine was <$15 the last time I was at the store.

  14. AnActualPhox

    I fucking love you guys. Now get back to work.

  15. I quit drinking 6 weeks ago, so now it’s TWO slices of deli meat. And if I’m feeling frisky I might slip a piece of cheese in-between

  16. Lycaeides13

    Nibble on the block of cheddar while thinking about the cheese sauce I could have made

  17. ConstantlyTurgid

    This reads more as breakfast than dinner

  18. Fit-Fix-6373

    I get drunk and read southern cooking magazines from the 80s-90s….it’s research!

  19. Nevermind2010

    Anyone else get to the paint point where just smelling food makes you not hungry at the end of the day?

  20. KermittheAss

    Damn, y’all need some self respect, we are chefs. At the very least you should microwave a plate of loose hotdogs cut to look like little octopuses, lest we surrender ourselves to depravity.

  21. AnActualPhox

    You are my people. This is the most hilarious thread ever. I love you all. GG chefs.

  22. I-love-seahorses

    A slice of ham wrapped around a cheese stick that’s meant for my son and an IPA. It’s a flex I know.

  23. No_Sir_6649

    I forget sometimes too. Ive been warned there and baking for talking like im in kc.