Behold my waffle fries and a bacon wrapped sausage so it is!!

42 Comments

1. 

   volticizer 3 months ago

   A bacon wrapped sausage, sure buddy.

2. 

   SaleAltruistic7139 3 months ago

   Cinder blocks and dick

3. 

   Far_Negotiation_694 3 months ago

   That penis looks a bit burned.

4. 

   zeekkeyz 3 months ago

   Was it salty?

5. 

   NoneOfThisMatters_XO 3 months ago

   That’s a penis.

6. 

   welding_guy_from_LI 3 months ago

   r/mildlypenis

7. 

   RestoSham09 3 months ago

   I love breakfast foods but this looks like something they serve in one of the 7 layers of hell

8. 

   NortonBurns 3 months ago

   Are you Lorena Bobbitt?

9. 

   unicornxtears 3 months ago

   At least you wrapped it

10. 

    SHADYBOY420 3 months ago

    

11. 

    culinarysiren 3 months ago

    This looks like a severed finger and a penis simultaneously. Good job. 👍🏻

12. 

    IntrospectiveOwlbear 3 months ago

    A lesson in safe sausage

13. 

    HersheyGurl 3 months ago

    Umm 🤔 did Lorena Bobbitt cook that?

14. 

    ShiftyState 3 months ago

    This is beyond r/mildlypenis.

15. 

    ReasonableEvidence99 3 months ago

    

16. 

    Accomplished_Use3452 3 months ago

    That really looks like a severed member.

17. 

    tbw_2445 3 months ago

    Hmmm that’s a ween

18. 

    YippieKiAy 3 months ago

    Legit looks like the prop that South Park used for trump’s dick.

19. 

    Lumpy_Weird_2654 3 months ago

    Yeah that looks disgusting lol, like a severed penis. Great breakfast jeffrey dahmer

20. 

    ChefAsstastic 3 months ago

    What was the name of your dog?

    

21. 

    Crumbbsss 3 months ago

    Who pissed u off?

22. 

    GraciousBasketyBae 3 months ago

    I’m so unhappy to have seen this today.

23. 

    Specific_Tear_7485 3 months ago

    That’s vile

24. 

    No-Blueberry-1823 3 months ago

    That just looks disturbing

25. 

    Exotic_Increase5333 3 months ago

    

26. 

    MasterCrumble1 3 months ago

    Are you that German guy that convinced a dude he could cook and eat his penis.

27. 

    Easy_Geologist_8037 3 months ago

    I didn’t know Armin Meiwes was out of jail

28. 

    FittyTheBone 3 months ago

    Someone caught South Park last week

29. 

    Gimmemylighterback 3 months ago

    All of the best foods are dick shaped

30. 

    dabhought 3 months ago

    

    You’re just gunna eat that dick….??

31. 

    nycsep 3 months ago

    “Eat a dick!”

    “Ok”

32. 

    WienClown 3 months ago

    

33. 

    Pawdaroni 3 months ago

    

34. 

    SnooGrapes9405 3 months ago

    Someone has repressed fetishes

35. 

    thebiggestbirdboi 3 months ago

    Holy shit. That’s Gordon fucking Ramsay. This thread better have some respect

36. 

    butt-holg 3 months ago

    This is a problem for me.

37. 

    Dangerous-Courage412 3 months ago

    

    for phallic food 💀

38. 

    SkynetLurking 3 months ago

    

39. 

    jfk_47 3 months ago

    I saw that on South Park last week!

    

40. 

    Traditional_Row_5522 3 months ago

    Ur gonna trigger my ovulation, stop it

41. 

    bgufo 3 months ago

    What did you do with the rest of your husbands body?

42. 

    champagne_epigram 3 months ago

    No offense but why is the dick shitting?