Who needs a plate when the table is the canvas ? 🍽🎭
Who needs a plate when the table is the canvas ? 🍽🎭
byu/haramlicious inWeWantPlates
by haramlicious
Who needs a plate when the table is the canvas ? 🍽🎭
Who needs a plate when the table is the canvas ? 🍽🎭
byu/haramlicious inWeWantPlates
by haramlicious
35 Comments
Naw… this is proper in a way. Isn’t this place owned by that chef who’s considered God in the Gastronomy world related to using very unusual ingredients?
the fact that this looks to be on a table cloth i stead of a non porous surface… also all that effort to do the pretty pale yellow swipes and then ruin it by dribbling the ends of the gold swipes that didnt even add that much to the look
How much did you pay?
I don’t understand this kind of presentation 😕
who the fuck wants to just. sit there while someone sprinkles crap on your table for like 5 minutes. wut the fuck is this come ooooon
I feel this concept has been done to the point of not being *conceptually* clever anymore.
Only way I’d eat that is if came with the meal not going to pay for a messy table top!
Every time I see something like this, I can only think about the last course.
Not sure if this is something Alinea does or if it’s someone ripping it off.
Can I have a plate, please? Just ask. I’m not eating from a table. Gross and pretentious.
Every time I see this sort of nonsense I think, “Why not just put it all in a bucket, give it a good shake, and slop the whole mess out in a trough or on the ground?”
/r/stupidfood 🙄😒 I don’t care how rich I get, I’m not wasting my money on eating off the table or licking chocolate sauce off my fingers.
Douche canoe.
Looks like Jackson Pollock got into the coke stash.
Just chew it up and spit it in my mouth, it might be easier
This makes me a bit nautious and that end picture looked so gross. I am autistic though so I’m likely more bothered by some parts of this than a lot of other people might be.
I would be so f’ng pissed if my food was served to me like this.
If that’s actually Alinea then okay.
Yuck I bet it’s all overly sweet nonsense
I’m seeing a dog with a funny hat, I can’t complai- *white baiser brick of doom planted on dog’s face*
yeah, nvm it was fine unti-
*brick of doom gets smashed into smithereens* wth 🤨
Pshhh I can do this on my dining room table with a couple bumps of k
Plate or not, that’s some horrible presentation
Food art is the excuse to raise the price… just make it taste good.
So what was the white loaf that got smashed at the end?
Looks like a bunch of powdered sugar and baby food. And a Jen aye say kwa of burnt biscuits.
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So they’re allowed to slop the food all over the table but how much you want to bet I’d be asked to leave for stuffing half the tablecloth into my mouth trying to get my moneys worth out of this desert lol
“I guess that is all just really elaborate garnish but at least that last part might be the actual food..”
*smashes it*
“…k”
So just a ton of icing sugar and a few biscuits 🙄. What are you actually supposed to eat?
“Enjoy your scattered mess of random shit!”
Dang. Money really do just be making ppl do the dumbest stuff. Like, the absolute absurdity of this. How much did they spend on this “experience?” Are you eating this? How much food gets wasted to make these presentations? Ugh
*makes a huge fucking mess*
That’ll be 200 Dollars.
that looks like a dessert mistake
I’m sorry if this is dumb to ask, but what even is this food? What are the different things he’s glorping onto the table?
This wins the sub