Girlfriend asked for broccoli + shrooms. The dumped frozen mixed vegetables on there with cauliflower and carrots.
Is this a crime? I've never seen cauliflower and carrots as a pizza topping in my 34 years.
by kingdom_tarts
23 Comments
panaja17
The real crime is taking a bite and putting it back for the photo
GoonyBoon
Broccoli? Iunno that sounds like a crime in itself.
LimeDorito3141
Eh, I feel like it could be done right?
Dicky_Penisburg
All of everything about this is a crime.
StupidMario64
Honestly? Id still eat it.
Ok-Implement4608
Broccoli is not a very common pizza topping, I bet 100% that they went to the nearest grocery store and bought a 99cent bag of mixed frozen veggies.
FLAIR_AEKDB_
Well that’s bc broccoli isn’t a pizza topping. Were you expecting fresh cut broccoli?
seppia99
Add a bunch more cheese and fire it into the oven to cook the veggies and melt the cheese and I’d call it saved!
hollowbolding
concept not criminal, execution yes criminal
Undertakerx7
The crime was asking for broccoli
BeefWellingtonSpeedo
Carrots though. 🍕👮♀️👎 It looks uncooked
moneycat4200
The crime was in the request
Nztravel3
Why Broccoli on a Pizza, why? What tastebuds like that? Is it because it‘s supposed to be ‚healthy‘?
-> Crime with some Jail time
StinkyLittleAnbernic
Crime.
AdmirableCost5692
if my partner did this, he would not live to tell the tale. all evidence of his crime would be erased
spleeble
This is a crime but your girlfriend is an accomplice and you are an accessory.
RMMacFru
Coming from a pizzeria this is 100% a crime. If it were homemade, I’d consider it borderline, depending upon the financial status of the defendant, and their age.
Whatamidoinglatley
Time to get a new girlfriend.
SnooStories6852
Want a salad instead?
gnuoveryou
Everyone’s shitting on putting broccoli on pizza but really the florets are good, specifically baby broccoli.
23 Comments
The real crime is taking a bite and putting it back for the photo
Broccoli? Iunno that sounds like a crime in itself.
Eh, I feel like it could be done right?
All of everything about this is a crime.
Honestly? Id still eat it.
Broccoli is not a very common pizza topping, I bet 100% that they went to the nearest grocery store and bought a 99cent bag of mixed frozen veggies.
Well that’s bc broccoli isn’t a pizza topping. Were you expecting fresh cut broccoli?
Add a bunch more cheese and fire it into the oven to cook the veggies and melt the cheese and I’d call it saved!
concept not criminal, execution yes criminal
The crime was asking for broccoli
Carrots though. 🍕👮♀️👎 It looks uncooked
The crime was in the request
Why Broccoli on a Pizza, why? What tastebuds like that? Is it because it‘s supposed to be ‚healthy‘?
-> Crime with some Jail time
Crime.
if my partner did this, he would not live to tell the tale. all evidence of his crime would be erased
This is a crime but your girlfriend is an accomplice and you are an accessory.
Coming from a pizzeria this is 100% a crime. If it were homemade, I’d consider it borderline, depending upon the financial status of the defendant, and their age.
Time to get a new girlfriend.
Want a salad instead?
Everyone’s shitting on putting broccoli on pizza but really the florets are good, specifically baby broccoli.
🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
🥴🤢🤮 and not even broccoli, just the stems
She must be pissed off at you. So wtf did you do