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I slightly overcooked a calzone
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I slightly overcooked a calzone


I bought a new pizza oven, and I gotta say they were not lying when they advertised a max temperature of 450 C – 840 F.

by OwNathan

40 Comments

  2. ChroniclesOfSarnia

    **What the actual fuck, human?**

    **THIS is how you repay me?!**

    – Prometheus

  3. Atilla434

    Why did I think it was a gator head at first glance?

  5. uncleozzy

    Authentic Italian style, cooked in the lava of Mt Etna. 

  7. holdmymawashi

    This looks like something that falls from space at the beginning of a horror movie 

  8. rymyle

    The crust peeking through looks like hot magma lol

  12. Local_Satisfaction12

    As a former head chef of mine used to say: after black comes crispy.

  13. Khris777

    Pretty sure they also say to only cook it a few minutes instead of the usual 10 to 15.

  14. iamsheph

    Only seeing part of this photo while scrolling, I was certain it was a picture of a crocodile mouth.

  16. TonyClifton323

    ![gif](giphy|eF2KE5MRayKMwfqArR|downsized)

  17. sccldinmyshces

    I thought this was a fossilized crocodile skull 

  18. asdftm_

    Yeah, slightly. Good thing you didnt burn it!

  23. jaybate320

    I thought it was an alligator head!!!! Lol

  26. Diligent_Ad_7582

    I thought someone tried burning a Croc shoe 🤣

  27. LazarusHimself

    Did you dip it in the Vesuvio itself?

  28. Silly-Power

    Did you hear the cries of the souls of the damned when you cracked that open? 

  29. amandahuggen_kiss

    ![gif](giphy|dG4ZAC8TQnJrq)

  31. napalmnacey

    ![gif](giphy|wyr1fgVonyaKk)

    He is not happy, OP.

  32. MCDCFC

    No need for the Gym when you can burn 600 calories in your own Kitchen

  34. G6br0v5ky

    Just scrape it a bit…it’ll be alright

  35. Toro8926

    Slightly is not the word i would be using

  36. rowdymowdy

    It looks like a croc for a flamingo lol

  37. Strange-Spinach-9725

    That calzone is in the no-zone

  38. StoicType4

    Forged in the fires of Mount Doom

  39. Colonel_Butthurt

    Did you poke it to make sure it was cooked?

  40. ------__-__-_-__-

    did you cook that in the fires of Mt Doom