Someone call the police, we’ve got an out of control suburban white lady
Someone call the police, we’ve got an out of control suburban white lady
by CannabisConvict045
35 Comments
DentedSteelbook
Yum, slop.
ImNotTheMonster
It needs more sugar
chiefincome

donkeystyle4u
Everything in the title seems like the opposite of what the police would respond to.
Distant_Congo_Music
Until the batter, marshmallows and sprinkles i thought this was just baked fruit on a grill (for some reason)
Bubbaganewsh
Seems like a waste of perfectly good, tasty fruit.
TLILLYO
Only thing she missed was jell-o
ElectricPenguin6712
Is this what some people do when they’re bored or is this just rage bait?
VinTheHater
My teeth hurt watching this.
redravenkitty
They had me until the marshmallows. Was an amazing cobbler right up until they ruined it. Probably still good though tbh.
limp-bisquick-345
Won’t lie, it looked like it was gonna be a reasonable, if overly buttery, cobbler until she added the marshmallows and sprinkles
Troll_King_907
That’s going to suck to clean up!
PsychologicalMonk354
I would hate to clean that mess up. What a waste of monies
jmfranklin515
Ah yes, drop entire sticks of butter onto a cooking surface after the cooking surface is already entirely saturated with other shit so they can just sit there not melting.
PesteringKitty
I hate this lady so much
Program-Emotional
She needs to be stopped
jadonstephesson
Man food is a scarcity for some and to see such over consumption, only for it to go to waste because they want to stand out via rage bait, truly pisses me off beyond words. The worst type of people, honestly.
Calamity_trigg3r
As soon as I saw the obscene quantity of food spread out I knew it was going to be the psycho ginger at the end
Important-Ad1705
Idk this kinda just looks like some weird cobbler. Not that bad
PrepperLargely
Good way to destroy a grill
therealblabyloo
The size is too much and the sprinkles and marshmallows make me want to die, but up until then it looked like a decent upside down cake/cobbler.
ShogunDreams
The fruit already has sugar…
Why add mo-
You know what, fuck it.
Severe-Draw9540
I just love warm cooked fruit
Bjorn_Blackmane
Racist title?
OrneryOriental
What does her ethnicity have to do with it?
All she did was make a cake cobbler with added sugar toppings. I never would have thought to have done it on the flattop but if it works 🤷♂️.
Ill_Paleontologist43
yeah this could’ve been fine if we cut out the batter forward. maybe even with the batter. but ultimately… stupid, yeah.
catpogo2
My grandkids would love this!
Skullfuccer
That’s just weird fruit cake. And, shitty title post. Imagine if anyone had titled ANY video like this with a race besides white.
Manymarbles
Hobestly, thats probably great.
Its something you would buy at a fair and she made proportions as a fair vendor would lol
BarbellLawyer
I agree this is slop, but I wonder if you would title it “out of control inner city black woman” if the pigmentation was different?
nonconsenual_tickler
Doesn’t look that bad
HoodieGalore
Every chick with a Blackstone grill in an overpriced McMansion in some crowded, cookie-cutter suburb thinks she’s the Martha Stewart of cooking 40lbs of the same thing on a massive flattop. Who’s gonna eat all that shit, Kaylee?
BabushkaRaditz
Is it cobbler?
Yea looks like cobbler.
Butter. Cinnamon. Lots of sugar. Cobbler
This looks amazing.
The batter looks so good. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely cobbler.
35 Comments
Yum, slop.
It needs more sugar

Everything in the title seems like the opposite of what the police would respond to.
Until the batter, marshmallows and sprinkles i thought this was just baked fruit on a grill (for some reason)
Seems like a waste of perfectly good, tasty fruit.
Only thing she missed was jell-o
Is this what some people do when they’re bored or is this just rage bait?
My teeth hurt watching this.
They had me until the marshmallows. Was an amazing cobbler right up until they ruined it. Probably still good though tbh.
Won’t lie, it looked like it was gonna be a reasonable, if overly buttery, cobbler until she added the marshmallows and sprinkles
That’s going to suck to clean up!
I would hate to clean that mess up. What a waste of monies
Ah yes, drop entire sticks of butter onto a cooking surface after the cooking surface is already entirely saturated with other shit so they can just sit there not melting.
I hate this lady so much
She needs to be stopped
Man food is a scarcity for some and to see such over consumption, only for it to go to waste because they want to stand out via rage bait, truly pisses me off beyond words. The worst type of people, honestly.
As soon as I saw the obscene quantity of food spread out I knew it was going to be the psycho ginger at the end
Idk this kinda just looks like some weird cobbler. Not that bad
Good way to destroy a grill
The size is too much and the sprinkles and marshmallows make me want to die, but up until then it looked like a decent upside down cake/cobbler.
The fruit already has sugar…
Why add mo-
You know what, fuck it.
I just love warm cooked fruit
Racist title?
What does her ethnicity have to do with it?
All she did was make a cake cobbler with added sugar toppings. I never would have thought to have done it on the flattop but if it works 🤷♂️.
yeah this could’ve been fine if we cut out the batter forward. maybe even with the batter. but ultimately… stupid, yeah.
My grandkids would love this!
That’s just weird fruit cake. And, shitty title post. Imagine if anyone had titled ANY video like this with a race besides white.
Hobestly, thats probably great.
Its something you would buy at a fair and she made proportions as a fair vendor would lol
I agree this is slop, but I wonder if you would title it “out of control inner city black woman” if the pigmentation was different?
Doesn’t look that bad
Every chick with a Blackstone grill in an overpriced McMansion in some crowded, cookie-cutter suburb thinks she’s the Martha Stewart of cooking 40lbs of the same thing on a massive flattop. Who’s gonna eat all that shit, Kaylee?
Is it cobbler?
Yea looks like cobbler.
Butter. Cinnamon. Lots of sugar. Cobbler
This looks amazing.
The batter looks so good. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely cobbler.
>> MARSHMALLOWS
**puts phone down**
Looks fine to me
All that wasted beautiful fruit.