Last week I made 8 burgers. This week? 16 BURGERS. If this post gets 32 upvotes, next weekend I will make 32 BURGERS (And give them away!)



by RiotContr0l

33 Comments

  1. SnowPoppa

    They look charred, full of fat, and smashed to shit … I’ll take 5!

  2. bomber991

    Oh man next two weekends I’ll be flying to and from Italy and won’t be able to vote. I need everyone else voting for me so I can eventually get one of these! 🤤

  3. RiotContr0l

    29 minutes after I post this comment I will be distributing these burgers to the burgerless. See my profile for a link -thank you all and I hope I don’t let you down.

    UPDATE: we found a home for 14 of the burgers (I ate one already) and I’m keeping the last two for my friend and I to have together 🙂
    Next week I’ll have a better distribution method and a better stream in general. Thanks to everyone who came in and said hi, you were all amazing!

  4. jklivin1925

    You are killing me with the amount of aluminum foil for each burger. Burgers look great though

  5. SegmentedWolf

    I’m interested to see how far this redditor will go.

    Love the groovy outfit 😅👍✨️

  6. Myklanjlo

    I guess we’re so starved for content that we’re upvoting shitposts now.

  7. Ta-veren-

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    Can we get a bam for the new cheeseburger guy

  8. Burgers and eurobeat…

    What else can a man ask for?

  9. techtimee

    Someone please explain exponential growth to this man before the entire planet becomes hamburgers

  10. WearyTraveler_91

    Burgers = delicious.
    Vibes = immaculate.

  11. Maleficent_Wash_488

    Chef. Fucking keep it up, pimp.
    Bravo.
    At some point surprise us; make about a hundred of those motherfuckers.

  12. theamorouspanda

    He’s on twitch right now btw twitch.tv/surecalvin

  13. Urnotonmyplanet

    I’m in love with George the black beauty at the end

  14. Birdzphan

    Remember how before Blackstones we used to pretend burgers cooked on a regular grill were good?

  15. Bitter-Reading-6728

    just realized it was sunday and rushed for an update from the stylish burger man

  16. whatfingwhat

    Was I the only one concerned when the cat disappeared and the burgers start getting smashed? Like where’d that meat come from? I was greatly relieved when the cat came back at the end.

  17. trendoid_

    The exponential stink of this leopard print shirt.