Cheap Walmart frozen cheese, with defrosted pineapple chunks, anchovies, garden basil and cajun season powder. My crime is more audacious because of the pinapple pattern. I regret nothing.

by burnafter3ading

12 Comments

  1. Is it really entrapment if you walk into the police station and present evidence of your own crime?

    Anyway,

    ![gif](giphy|Ftll6SWKYOI6B0H0vX)

  2. evelordesslunchlady

    Terrifying, but I feel like I would like it in a guilty kind of way.

  3. Afrotricity

    I’m acquitting, and I’ll have three to share with the jury. Stop playing with my anchovy and pineapple, that shit is a delicacy 

  4. CharmingAwareness545

    Anchovy pineapple should be tried by all fans of the choves

  5. CapTexAmerica

    Pineapple?!?

    ![gif](giphy|26tjZQRV3lcEQxNqU)

  6. hollowbolding

    the frozen pineapple. the haphazard basil distribution. this is art. it is heinous.

  7. Doubleucommadj

    Was confused by the thumbnail, but I’d have to lean towards NOT guilty upon expansion. It’s purty.