You’ve never seen a martini dirtier than this. I’m going to teach you how to make a martini so dirty, you’re going to be bathing in holy water after you drink this. But to make this the most olivey possible, we’re going to take olive leaf gin, fatwash it with extra virgin olive oil. This shit’s more virgin than you are. After 24 hours in the freezer, the olive oil has solidified, and we’re going to run that through a coffee filter. Let’s smell. M smells free of romantic baggage. We’re going to do 3 oz of this olive oil fat wash gin. And then to make it extra dirty, we’re going to use pickle juice and olive juice. Half ounce of each. And then to make it even filthier, just a couple dashes of like a vinegary hot sauce. I’m using hand flavored ice. Need way more than that. Oh, whoops. Lore flavored ice to make it actually dirty. [Music] Lucrain that hoe. Oh my god, that looks dirtier than your ex-girlfriend’s DMs while she was with you. And then for garnish, get your olive, remove its little butthole, and then we’re going to stuff it with blue cheese. Oh, it stinks so good. If you don’t like blue cheese, you are undeveloped. And you should stick to your sour patch, kids, and leave the real food to the adults. Oh my god, look at that. It’s so filthy. It’s separating. That is easily the filthiest martini you’ve ever seen. I don’t care what anyone says. I even dropped the ice on the floor. And it’s delicious.
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Something Epstein would drink.
WHY WAS IT SHAKEN 😭😭😭
Is it even a martini anymore that's a meal and I like it😂
This cannot taste good bro
sounds like a one way ticket to acidrefluxopolis
It’s 5 o clock, and I’m in the mood for a bev. The DIRTIEST drink known to man
As a sour+spicy lover, I'm willing to try this
As a high person who has somehow managed to hyperfixate on pickles, this sounds incredible
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The olive oil water is interesting!
Bruh!!! How did you know I hate blue cheese but love sour patch kids 😂. Would love to try this drink… minus the blue cheese
dirtier than my search history
Please stop talking about her like that
And the vermouth? Where tf is the damn vermouth??! I'm going crazyyyyy
you should try making a blue cheese martini
That fat wash gin ain’t nearly clarified enough twin 🥲
You are by far the worst yt bartender . That shit looks like it tastes like straight ass. You also shook gin.
Your despicable you order this regularly
Bruh that dm joke hit too hard😢 and she loved her martinis dirty. Day ended god dayum
To make it dirtier you gotta have fruit flies at the bottom of the gin bottle
Damn son I never had an ex and yet I still feel violated
When he smelled it, he looked horrified.
Heh I don’t have one
Blue cheese is hands down the worst cheese out there. But now I wanna try a martini but subbing the olive juice for pickle juice
Thats ok bro, you can stick to your moldy cheese and I’ll stay with patch of sour kids👍
How to chut yourself in a mall. Step 2 go to mall with friends. Step 2 order this drink. Step 3 wait 20 minutes and walk around the mall. 😂😂😂
Yuck 🤢
put some dirt in it
Love your content… drinks… amazing… blue cheese… * Bobby Boucher’s mom*** “it’s da Devil”
What is the streak sound effect when he pours in all of the stuff?
Brooo i got a homie who doesnt like blue cheese and eats sour patch kids 😂
the barf-tini
Nah they cute gay kimchi guy in korea makes blue cheese martinis.
It stinks so good got me rollen
Oh no it ain't
im a minor and i like blue cheese
Nah blue cheese is fucking disgusting, you got that Wootak
U damn crazy son
okay so this is basically a salad dressing,
What is a fat rinse ??