Perfect example of why I don’t eat at other peoples houses.
Kinky-Iconoclast
I am in support of your roommate’s kink, but hope they asked for your consent first.
MyNameIsGladHeAteHer
when i use the fisting method there is no watermalon
Possible_Situation24
Yuck
No_Entertainment_891
I’ll bring the rotten cantaloupe. Let’s party.
Salt-Briefly
jtd0000
That’s disgusting.
Gadnuk_DBT
Why the olive oil?
Reasonable-Ad7755
I can just tell from her hand shes full ghetto
Mundane-Piglet-868
Worst case a ice cream scoop 😭
baseballbear
that’s more of a fingering
gnarkill3332
the clawwww
DirusNarmo
So long as your hands are thoroughly washed and the intention is to blend it into a smoothie or watermelon juice or something, i don’t see the problem here.
Or did they seriously expect you to take BITES of those?
aliendude5300
Fucking why? It’s so easy to cut it into cubes.
welding_guy_from_LI
His food his choice
cheeseballgag
I don’t know why this made my thighs squeeze together like I had a watermelon there to protect.
Creativered4
Actually, that’s the grabby hands method.
The fisting method is when you put your fingers together to create a tapered point and then work the entire hand into the watermelon. (Note that this should only be done on really juicy watermelons, or you might get hurt)
Darkdragon_98
Why the fuck are they putting it into a bread box?
DanToth326
Gross
PrvtPirate
if she prepares watermelon like this she *WILL* do the thing you like.
CorpseInTheMaking
I hope this is the only unhinged behavior from your roommate.
Krazykarrottop
Sounds like a good time
PhoebeGema
Well if her hands are clean and she’s making watermelon margaritas, that might be ok. Though a scoop would be easier
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Do knives not exist in your domicile?
Helps clean the nails right out
Perfect example of why I don’t eat at other peoples houses.
I am in support of your roommate’s kink, but hope they asked for your consent first.
when i use the fisting method there is no watermalon
Yuck
I’ll bring the rotten cantaloupe. Let’s party.
That’s disgusting.
Why the olive oil?
I can just tell from her hand shes full ghetto
Worst case a ice cream scoop 😭
that’s more of a fingering
the clawwww
So long as your hands are thoroughly washed and the intention is to blend it into a smoothie or watermelon juice or something, i don’t see the problem here.
Or did they seriously expect you to take BITES of those?
Fucking why? It’s so easy to cut it into cubes.
His food his choice
I don’t know why this made my thighs squeeze together like I had a watermelon there to protect.
Actually, that’s the grabby hands method.
The fisting method is when you put your fingers together to create a tapered point and then work the entire hand into the watermelon. (Note that this should only be done on really juicy watermelons, or you might get hurt)
Why the fuck are they putting it into a bread box?
Gross
if she prepares watermelon like this she *WILL* do the thing you like.
I hope this is the only unhinged behavior from your roommate.
Sounds like a good time
Well if her hands are clean and she’s making watermelon margaritas, that might be ok. Though a scoop would be easier
/r/stupidroommates