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The burger I woke my girlfriend up with:
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The burger I woke my girlfriend up with:


The burger I woke my girlfriend up with:

by Luscious_Lunk

23 Comments

  1. guysitsausername

    Hey hun. Wake up and check out my meat.

    ![gif](giphy|zSqjuxfUoGoS4TUku1)

  3. Electronic-Stand-148

    Did you serve her a sausage appetizer before? Looks good!

  5. dooeyenoewe

    WTF your gf would wake up an eat this? This isn’t the flex you think it is

  6. Primary_Dimension470

    How many loads did you work up on your own for the goo on there?

  7. One_College_7945

    That’s great. But you should see the burger I wake mine up with…

  9. ButtCrackThrilla

    Things that didn’t happen for 500 Alex.

  10. nonconsenual_tickler

    How did it wake her up?

    You throw it at her??

  12. Huskerzfan

    I wake mine up with a nothing burger. That’s what she always says after atleast

  13. Latter-Zombie750

    One-and-a-half patties???
    Why is it all lopsided?
    Why is the cheese blurry?
    Why does it have cheese? She told me that she hates cheese.

  16. EweABeach

    You should see the sausage I put her to sleep with

  18. AgentMX7

    Did you get that at McDonalds? Those two skinny slivers of beef do not a burger make. Next time start with 8oz of beef and make a real burger.

  20. Past-Product-1100

    Kinda looks like the burger MY GF wakes me up with.

  21. rawmeatprophet

    *Ahem*

    The burger up with which I woke my girlfriend.

    👍

  22. waldo_wigglesworth

    Insert shot of Timmy Turner’s dad shouting, “…IF I HAD ONE!!!”

  23. cllip

    I read this wrong.

    “The burger I broke up with my girlfriend for” lol