I bet you could wring the grease out of this like a wet rag.
by Jennwah
31 Comments
welding_guy_from_LI

Salty_Dog2917
That looks like it might make me shit my pants, but I’d risk it.
Dash775
Hmm yep ill take one (for the table)
professorseagull
Npt enough dip
Ordinary_Hall_9053
Eww lol
dr4wn_away
That looks pretty good but yeah definitely not enough sauce, never enough sauce.
KnightofWhen
How is this any more stupid than a Bloomin Onion? A variation of this served at like every steak house.
smockinCBJ

Working_Cloud_909
I’d try it, tbh. Idk how much how I’d pay for it, but I’d try it!
Starkville
Nope, these are good.
vandyfan35
Just give me a bottle of ketchup and two-three beers.
MadTapprr

ChrisWolfling
There used to a chain called Damon’s that used to make this exact same thing. I think there might only like one or two of them left. They used to be pretty common in Ohio.
Comfortable_Rain_744
Yeah nah that looks amazing
Impossible-Yard-3357
Gross, I’ll take two
Low_Organization1411
So… did someone drop a half basket of onion rings, forget to shake it for the entirety of cooking, slam it out on a sheet pan and declare it an intentional loaf?
C-sanova
Stupid sexy onion loaf
Sfogliatelle99
That looks oddly delicious
GarionOrb
I’d eat that!
asking_for_it
Honestly, I’d take a bite.
catwthumbz
Do most people have weak stomachs? Or does something happen to humans when they’re old around 28-30 where they just shit their pants anytime they dont eat a sandwich/salad? I’ve seen the “I’d shit myself lol” comments all over, but I don’t think I’ve ever shit myself or “blown up a bathroom” outside of eating improperly cooked food that gave me food poisoning.
Acrobatic_Pride_8041
r/absoluteunits
sk8nteach

Lemurian_Lemur34
There’s a restaurant in suburban Chicago that’s (somewhat) locally famous for their onion loaf and I will defend it to the death, even though it’s kinda shit. I got your back, Hackney’s!
FarooqDonshaqless
Calling an onion loaf stupid food? Go fly a kite pal
Lord_Trisagion
You think they went too far, I think they didn’t go far enough.
Make it smaller. Wrap the onions around a stick of mozz. Deep fry it as you would.
Vanillatastic
Not even remotely stupid food. Its classic.
Duder57
I’d have a nibble on that!
Dat1Neyo
I miss Tony Roma’s.
ginogon
How is this stupid? I have had some variations of this in restaurants, and for the most part, they’re amazing.
OP, you seem like the type of person to call out stuff before you actually tried it. You need to learn some shit before saying that it isn’t cooked inside.
31 Comments

That looks like it might make me shit my pants, but I’d risk it.
Hmm yep ill take one (for the table)
Npt enough dip
Eww lol
That looks pretty good but yeah definitely not enough sauce, never enough sauce.
How is this any more stupid than a Bloomin Onion? A variation of this served at like every steak house.

I’d try it, tbh. Idk how much how I’d pay for it, but I’d try it!
Nope, these are good.
Just give me a bottle of ketchup and two-three beers.

There used to a chain called Damon’s that used to make this exact same thing. I think there might only like one or two of them left. They used to be pretty common in Ohio.
Yeah nah that looks amazing
Gross, I’ll take two
So… did someone drop a half basket of onion rings, forget to shake it for the entirety of cooking, slam it out on a sheet pan and declare it an intentional loaf?
Stupid sexy onion loaf
That looks oddly delicious
I’d eat that!
Honestly, I’d take a bite.
Do most people have weak stomachs? Or does something happen to humans when they’re old around 28-30 where they just shit their pants anytime they dont eat a sandwich/salad? I’ve seen the “I’d shit myself lol” comments all over, but I don’t think I’ve ever shit myself or “blown up a bathroom” outside of eating improperly cooked food that gave me food poisoning.
r/absoluteunits

There’s a restaurant in suburban Chicago that’s (somewhat) locally famous for their onion loaf and I will defend it to the death, even though it’s kinda shit. I got your back, Hackney’s!
Calling an onion loaf stupid food? Go fly a kite pal
You think they went too far, I think they didn’t go far enough.
Make it smaller. Wrap the onions around a stick of mozz. Deep fry it as you would.
Not even remotely stupid food. Its classic.
I’d have a nibble on that!
I miss Tony Roma’s.
How is this stupid? I have had some variations of this in restaurants, and for the most part, they’re amazing.
OP, you seem like the type of person to call out stuff before you actually tried it. You need to learn some shit before saying that it isn’t cooked inside.
Not them with the emoji 😂