Mysterious knife sharpener guy in a van strikes again. I have no idea why the Sous Chef keeps calling back this hack. Enjoy a double bladed knife.
Mysterious knife sharpener guy in a van strikes again. I have no idea why the Sous Chef keeps calling back this hack. Enjoy a double bladed knife.
by joe2187
36 Comments
ataylorm
WTF!
ZTDFG
that’s a a sword!
JacKaL_37
what the whole fuck
Brunoise6
Perfect for when you have to prep a case of brussels at 2, then stab the dishwasher for stealing yo girl at 3.
magicshmop
“i even got the back of the knife for you, free of charge!”
What a value.
NeatWhiskeyPlease
Loki_the_Smokey
rarely do I audibly react to a post on the internet.
I exclaimed “what the fuck” quite loudly in the checkout line of the grocery store to this one.
What the actual fuck?!
Evil_Eukaryote
My guy that’s a service dagger. Your mysterious knife sharpener guy worries me lol
I once worked at a spot that had a mysterious knife guy in a truck. He was awesome. Also sold old knives that he sharpened up super cheap, like $5.
DungeonDaddy1
hey its got a false edge, that’s neat
DJfunkyPuddle
Van dude has definitely stabbed a few people in his life
blueturtle00
I can’t believe this is real
AccomplishedMess648
You’ve got a kitchen dagger there now.
yessschef
Can you imagine how dull he thought the knife must have been?!
_emma_stoned_
Uhm, wut?
GaviFromThePod
It will be useful if you are hired as the cook on a pirate ship
Original-Tune1471
Omg hahahah
JAFO99X
What we commonly refer to as a chef’s knife evolved from a dagger, so this is just it reverting to its DNA. 🧬 also, the first time I am cutting a squash I’m putting my hand on the back of that, so goodbye hand.
oakbones
For when you want to chop veg by swirling your knife around in the cambro?
Absolutely insane. Who is this guy. What does he think cooks do??
Jimmy_Skynet_EvE
We had a van sharpening guy at the last shop. First thing I did when we got our knives back was sharpen them.
slothonbike
This cannot be real, I don’t even think incompetence covers this. Your sous might legitimately have the most visceral level of hate in his heart for the kitchen
TriPigeon
What in the fresh ‘workers comp claim’ hell is this?!?
Parody_of_Self
I just can’t even
BewareOfGrom
okay this is the craziest shit I have ever seen in the sub
Wish_Dragon
Not dangerous at all
kitchenjesus
Absolutely wild lmao
gizzardgumbo
ILikeAntiquesOkay
Humorously just make the knife illegal
phish_sucks
The owner of this Bagel shop I managed loved to use a guy who sold gloves and sharpened knives out of his van. Knives always went dull within the week. He also ruined a few knives as well.
Bitchcuits_and_Gayvy
Having a kitchen knife with bread cutter serrations on the spine is maybe actually kind of a sick idea now this made me realize.
This is demented, though.
Edit: very rarely do I touch the spine of my knife, so being able to just flip it around for another function without really having to worry about getting fucked up and cutting myself is potentially useful. Your mileage may vary, obviously.
Status_Purchase_4072
Versatile, cut it any way you want, feel free to slice your fingers too😂
vtbb
I’m gonna need him to add a third edge or we’ll find a sharpener who can.
PeaTasty9184
Mysterious van knife sharpener guy is planning the purge in your location. Congrats, it seems he likes you.
BathroomGrateHeatFan
I believe now it’s a dagger
spacex-predator
Better sharpen that handle up too , never know when that will come in handy…
RagieMcWagie
Is that street legal?
Live-learn-repeat
Why don’t commercial kitchens just sharpen their own knives? The same reason that they lease ice machines and dishwashers?
36 Comments
WTF!
that’s a a sword!
what the whole fuck
Perfect for when you have to prep a case of brussels at 2, then stab the dishwasher for stealing yo girl at 3.
“i even got the back of the knife for you, free of charge!”
What a value.
rarely do I audibly react to a post on the internet.
I exclaimed “what the fuck” quite loudly in the checkout line of the grocery store to this one.
What the actual fuck?!
My guy that’s a service dagger. Your mysterious knife sharpener guy worries me lol
I once worked at a spot that had a mysterious knife guy in a truck. He was awesome. Also sold old knives that he sharpened up super cheap, like $5.
hey its got a false edge, that’s neat
Van dude has definitely stabbed a few people in his life
I can’t believe this is real
You’ve got a kitchen dagger there now.
Can you imagine how dull he thought the knife must have been?!
Uhm, wut?
It will be useful if you are hired as the cook on a pirate ship
Omg hahahah
What we commonly refer to as a chef’s knife evolved from a dagger, so this is just it reverting to its DNA. 🧬 also, the first time I am cutting a squash I’m putting my hand on the back of that, so goodbye hand.
For when you want to chop veg by swirling your knife around in the cambro?
Absolutely insane. Who is this guy. What does he think cooks do??
We had a van sharpening guy at the last shop. First thing I did when we got our knives back was sharpen them.
This cannot be real, I don’t even think incompetence covers this. Your sous might legitimately have the most visceral level of hate in his heart for the kitchen
What in the fresh ‘workers comp claim’ hell is this?!?
I just can’t even
okay this is the craziest shit I have ever seen in the sub
Not dangerous at all
Absolutely wild lmao
Humorously just make the knife illegal
The owner of this Bagel shop I managed loved to use a guy who sold gloves and sharpened knives out of his van. Knives always went dull within the week. He also ruined a few knives as well.
Having a kitchen knife with bread cutter serrations on the spine is maybe actually kind of a sick idea now this made me realize.
This is demented, though.
Edit: very rarely do I touch the spine of my knife, so being able to just flip it around for another function without really having to worry about getting fucked up and cutting myself is potentially useful. Your mileage may vary, obviously.
Versatile, cut it any way you want, feel free to slice your fingers too😂
I’m gonna need him to add a third edge or we’ll find a sharpener who can.
Mysterious van knife sharpener guy is planning the purge in your location. Congrats, it seems he likes you.
I believe now it’s a dagger
Better sharpen that handle up too , never know when that will come in handy…
Is that street legal?
Why don’t commercial kitchens just sharpen their own knives? The same reason that they lease ice machines and dishwashers?