A cute crime

9 Comments

1. 

   DarkShadowZangoose 6 months ago

   “what’s the crime”

   “Brazilian.”

   “Understandable, have a nice day.”

   …this is supposed to be a pizza?

2. 

   NiobiumThorn 6 months ago

   I was loving this until the realization that uhh.

   THIS IS NOT CAKE.

3. 

   Bay_de_Noc 6 months ago

   This isn’t pizza. This was posted in the wrong place.

4. 

   No-Trick-7397 6 months ago

   this is just dessert pizza. dessert pizza is fire, I’d fuck up a Nutella pizza rn

5. 

   arsenic_free_milk 6 months ago

   Cute crime is a pair of words relevant to stitch himself, but that is something different

6. 

   lapisnyazuli 6 months ago

   As much as I love dessert pizza, slapping marshmallows and jelly candy on a pizza is a huge NOPE. And I wouldn’t touch blue pizza either lmao

7. 

   MsLanfear_ 6 months ago

   This *might* qualify as a dessert pizza crime, on account of too many conflicting textures with all the different candy.

   But the simple fact of it *being* a dessert pizza is no crime.

8. 

   WiggenOut 6 months ago

   The box is a crime.

9. 

   Emergency_pretzel 6 months ago

   I thought it was a cookie cake until i read the subreddit! 🤮 straight to jail