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by OccasionallyCanRead

24 Comments

  1. RickityCricket69

    whats the real math here? it does look delicious

  2. somedude1912

    Lame. Majority of bloody Mary’s are a disappointment. The ones made at home are always better.

  3. ronnietea

    Where’s the Bloody Mary part? I just see legs. Lots of legs

  4. SheZowRaisedByWolves

    If I sip a Bloody Mary with raw oysters blended in, I’m driving my car through the front of the store

  5. RecklessCreature

    These are the math problems from childhood. How many tomahawk bites do 100 people get in a Bloody Mary topper if there is also 2 whole snappers and yada yada

  6. Cmss220

    Some call it a Bloody Mary. I call it a bloody catastrophe.

  7. ssxhoell1

    I don’t know what this is supposed to be but whatever I’m looking at looks pretty fuckin brutal.

    I see the dismembered limbs of various species of sea creatures assembled into a massive pile to create some sort of statue.

    What the fuck…? Or is this normal?

  8. al2o3cr

    Mr. Creosote’s favorite before-dinner drink 😂

  9. _DoubleDutchess_

    Of course it’s stupid, but why the hell is there seafood in a Bloody Mary at all? A stick of celery, yes, this Cthulhu-esque abomination, no.

  10. saltyclam13345

    Ah, sweet. Manmade horrors beyond my comprehension.

  11. Intelligent_Exit4567

    I feel bad for those huge crabs that gave their lives for this abomination

  12. swedething

    Damn, that’s a lot of money, was my first thought.

    Then I saw the 4 onion rings. Worth it.

  13. The_Golden_Warthog

    Makes you wonder how they come up with the extra $5.25 thrown on the end, as if they aren’t making an insane profit on that ridiculous markup already. “At $7600 we’re *only* making 5,000% profit, we need that extra $5.25 to make it 5,020% profit! Won’t anyone think of the poor shareholders?? 😢”

  14. Definitely a catering dish… right? Please say yes…

  15. MacEWork

    It’s just a fancy seafood tower with tomato juice under it.

  16. mebutnew

    Seems like a completely meaningless world record – what’s stopping literally any restaurant from offering one marginally larger?

  17. Other-Ad-8510

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