Post titled ” No Artificial Dyes Allowed In This House”



by rb1242

28 Comments

  1. Big_oof_energy__

    Because, as we know, the unhealthy part about candy is the color.

  2. wizardrous

    Putting the wet skittles back in the bag is nasty. Just lay them out and let them dry.

  3. ___cliterati___

    The white part gets it’s color from titanium dioxide, which is banned in several countries.

  4. MyMomsTastyButthole

    Oh, it’s the COATING that’s unhealthy!

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  5. Deep-Two7452

    Jsut give them apples and melons at that point

  6. SaltandLillacs

    Sad beige moms have moved on from removing all color from their children’s toys

  7. MidWestSalsa

    The clothes they are wearing have artificial dyes in them.

  8. Or you could just… not buy them? 🤷 Poor kids, man

    “Ooh I like lemon,” well, tough shit kiddo, they are all white. Good luck.

  9. Throttle_Kitty

    “im not feeding my kids some woke ass rainbow! they’ll eat slimey white syrup drops from a wet bag like real Americans!!!!”

  10. Stupid people fall for the easiest pesudosience

  11. ThePracticalEnd

    My kid looks about that age, and zero chance I’m giving him Skittles.

  12. PantsFullaPoo

    Mmm, nice natural skittles, just as they were when plucked from the shrub.

  13. but_does_she_reddit

    Or, you can just not give your kids who are that age candy!

  14. Ok-Oil7124

    They think that the *dyes* are the bad part of the gummy sugar pills?

  15. girlwiththemonkey

    You could tell by the look on those kids face when they pulled those candy out that that’s not what they usually get.

  16. Great. You removed the artificial dyes but you used dihydrogen monoxide to do it. That stuff is a major component of acid rain and is even used in nuclear plants!