Post titled ” No Artificial Dyes Allowed In This House”
Post titled ” No Artificial Dyes Allowed In This House”
by rb1242
28 Comments
Mysterious-Fox-5373
watery bubbles are great!
Big_oof_energy__
Because, as we know, the unhealthy part about candy is the color.
wizardrous
Putting the wet skittles back in the bag is nasty. Just lay them out and let them dry.
___cliterati___
The white part gets it’s color from titanium dioxide, which is banned in several countries.
Giecio
More like “no fun allowed in this house”
MyMomsTastyButthole
Oh, it’s the COATING that’s unhealthy!

420brain01
Just buy European skittles
Deep-Two7452
Jsut give them apples and melons at that point
Far_Mortgage5476
I don’t give my 6 year old skittles
SaltandLillacs
Sad beige moms have moved on from removing all color from their children’s toys
hicolon3
Don’t buy skittles then?
MidWestSalsa
The clothes they are wearing have artificial dyes in them.
jagenigma
Those kids look sad.
Usakami
Or you could just… not buy them? 🤷 Poor kids, man
“Ooh I like lemon,” well, tough shit kiddo, they are all white. Good luck.
Throttle_Kitty
“im not feeding my kids some woke ass rainbow! they’ll eat slimey white syrup drops from a wet bag like real Americans!!!!”
miguelchacha
Do you hate your children?
Stackaflapjacks92
Why buy them
Viseria
Skittles. Taste the… white?
caparros
Stupid people fall for the easiest pesudosience
ThePracticalEnd
My kid looks about that age, and zero chance I’m giving him Skittles.
audreynstuff
Oh FFS JUST DONT BUY THEM THEN!
PantsFullaPoo
Mmm, nice natural skittles, just as they were when plucked from the shrub.
but_does_she_reddit
Or, you can just not give your kids who are that age candy!
Ok-Oil7124
They think that the *dyes* are the bad part of the gummy sugar pills?
girlwiththemonkey
You could tell by the look on those kids face when they pulled those candy out that that’s not what they usually get.
greggers1980
Or just feed them fruit
Easy_Fact122
Just buy them a bag of sugar
Beanu5NE
Great. You removed the artificial dyes but you used dihydrogen monoxide to do it. That stuff is a major component of acid rain and is even used in nuclear plants!
28 Comments
watery bubbles are great!
Because, as we know, the unhealthy part about candy is the color.
Putting the wet skittles back in the bag is nasty. Just lay them out and let them dry.
The white part gets it’s color from titanium dioxide, which is banned in several countries.
More like “no fun allowed in this house”
Oh, it’s the COATING that’s unhealthy!

Just buy European skittles
Jsut give them apples and melons at that point
I don’t give my 6 year old skittles
Sad beige moms have moved on from removing all color from their children’s toys
Don’t buy skittles then?
The clothes they are wearing have artificial dyes in them.
Those kids look sad.
Or you could just… not buy them? 🤷 Poor kids, man
“Ooh I like lemon,” well, tough shit kiddo, they are all white. Good luck.
“im not feeding my kids some woke ass rainbow! they’ll eat slimey white syrup drops from a wet bag like real Americans!!!!”
Do you hate your children?
Why buy them
Skittles. Taste the… white?
Stupid people fall for the easiest pesudosience
My kid looks about that age, and zero chance I’m giving him Skittles.
Oh FFS JUST DONT BUY THEM THEN!
Mmm, nice natural skittles, just as they were when plucked from the shrub.
Or, you can just not give your kids who are that age candy!
They think that the *dyes* are the bad part of the gummy sugar pills?
You could tell by the look on those kids face when they pulled those candy out that that’s not what they usually get.
Or just feed them fruit
Just buy them a bag of sugar
Great. You removed the artificial dyes but you used dihydrogen monoxide to do it. That stuff is a major component of acid rain and is even used in nuclear plants!