>In this case we have to seriously question the honesty of the canning company. The milk, although of the color of the crema catalana, had the taste of the most ordinary cow milk
I’m going with it not being what it says.
No_Shopping6656
_Cheeba
It’s semen
StarsEatMyCrown
🤢
alfonsoalta
It’s me ✋🏽 I get paid $12.38 an hour to milk armadillos. Sometimes up to 100 a day.
Revolutionary_Tax546
Probably doing the wrestling smack down on it, as they try to milk it, and it pisses itself?
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No no, it’s the same idea as chocolate milk. They mix in armadillo into it.
They’re mammals
You can milk anybody who has nipples
It’s lovingly milked using the tiniest of padded tweezers to gently squeeze the milk out.
Did u buy it and if so how was it
I sure we can layout the steps. But,
Step 1: Find a female armadillo
ugh I wish we’d stop abusing animals for just a minute
You wouldn’t like knowing how the sausage is made. Best not to ask.
Doing some goggling there’s a five year old Reddit thread about this and also this picture of what appears to be the back of the can:
https://9gag.com/gag/a2qDAEE
There’s also a company called Kerr’s Dairy (a real merchant) who tweeted it on April Fool’s day.
Also this blog claiming to have tried it (they quote the label posted above):
https://riowang.blogspot.com/2010/10/good-to-eat.html
>In this case we have to seriously question the honesty of the canning company. The milk, although of the color of the crema catalana, had the taste of the most ordinary cow milk
I’m going with it not being what it says.
It’s semen
🤢
It’s me ✋🏽 I get paid $12.38 an hour to milk armadillos. Sometimes up to 100 a day.
Probably doing the wrestling smack down on it, as they try to milk it, and it pisses itself?
Same way every other mammal is milked
The leprosy gives it an extra tang
One teet at a time
