My square pizza was cut like a circle and my circle pizza was cut like a square

by RedPanda0003

30 Comments

  1. Some_Nibblonian

    You went to little caesars, you got little caesars. No complaining.

  2. AuntJibbie

    I’d actually prefer this. It’s perfect.

    No crime.

  3. ProtoPrimeX1

    That square Pizza actually looks really good.

  4. odiin1731

    I can’t explain why, but tavern cut pizza just tastes different. Not better, not worse. Just different.

  5. CaptServo

    Pizza was cut by my old friend Mr McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg

  6. RespectCalm4299

    The circle cut on the square pizza is hitting just fine. Not guilty as per count 1.

    However, I cannot allow a square cut on a circle pizza. Guilty as per count 2.

  7. JTB696699

    Is the circular pizza thin crust? Then that’s pretty normal for a lot of pizza chains.

  8. Repulsive_Tie_7941

    All these squares make a circle.

    No, no crime.

  9. Classic-Exchange-511

    I am all about cutting circular pizza into squares. My regular pizza place does it and I absolutely adore the 4 triangular corner pieces.

  10. WovenBloodlust6

    That’s…strange but I’m ok with it for some reason

  11. 937Asylum81

    The only crime here was the pizza being little caesars. Nothing wrong with the cuts at all

  12. consumeshroomz

    Meh, I don’t care what shape my pizza is in as long as that shape is delicious.

  13. Exilicauda

    Having worked customer service sometimes it’s just that kind of day, man

  14. that’s forgivable.. the pie itself looks decent

  15. Those square pizzas have the most delicious crusts with caramelized cheese and toppings. Cutting it like that makes sure every piece has some and you don’t wind up with that soggy crustless piece in the middle.

  16. lik_a_stik

    No crime. Countersuit for false arrest. Cottage Inn is pretty fire in the chain pizza landscape. Tavern cut avoids a floppy mess. Deep Dish cut is odd, but trust me it works.

  17. DenialNode

    Not guilty. Unorthodox cutting isn’t a crime