Chicken slop, kale caesar, bucatini with slop sauce

Recipe used sautéed gala apples and onions, and an apple cider cream sauce (had both regular cider and cider vinegar). Kale salad from a bag because I can't be arsed, and bucatini pasta that I tossed in the slop sauce. Some diced up green on top for appearances I guess even though it's still slop