Didn’t notice until he said “You lose your hat or something?“. I tend to keep private about my life so this was an embarrassing moment, but at least nobody thought it was a big deal. I blame my gay husband for buying it

by light-is-like-water

34 Comments

  1. Theburritolyfe

    Well now you know that (hopefully) nobody cares if you are gay.

  2. ExpertRaccoon

    That’s one way to come out to coworkers

  3. thisistherevolt

    I’d be quoting random Lady Gaga snippets at you all day. I used to work at Hooters during Gagas prime and and can quote most of her hits lol.

  4. Minervas-Madness

    “I’m not gay, boss. But my husband is.”

  5. lostinthought15

    Talk about a crazy way for your gay husband to come out to you.

  6. postmodest

    “Someone bought this for me as a joke”

    “People do like a prank. Who was it?”

    “My Husband.”

    [record scratch]

  7. bolinhadeovo90

    Definitely ate and left no crumbs 💅

  8. A_Coin_Toss_Friendo

    I’ve heard this Lady Gaga song before.

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  10. taekwonlogannn

    “my gay husband” lol the specification makes me laugh

  11. topherlagaufre

    Where can I find one? I mostly wear ball caps, but do beanies and bandanas. I love seeing other gays in the kitchen.

  12. MaggieMakesMuffins

    Hot behind, talkin bout the man not the pan 🔥

  13. Kennedy_KD

    Hey better then getting written up for wearing a pride shirt in june to a restaurant with no dress code

  14. Popular-Capital6330

    I like it. and I’m not even gay

  15. Dopey_Dragon

    If it makes you feel any better my guys would probably all wear this hat and they’re (allegedly) not gay.

  16. ear_cheese

    lol I wore a “Satan Loves You” hat to my very Christian workplace once, and never noticed. Got a few looks that day, lol

  17. ThetrveDeathbox

    your husband is hilarious for this

  18. Quint89

    Since it doesn’t specify an amount of gayness this hat can be worn by anybody and it’ll still be accurate. 

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  20. Consistent_Might3500

    Well, it’s not wrong! However gay you are (or aren’t) is how you were born. My thoughts. Carry on mate!

  21. DiverDownChunder

    Well if you weren’t out, you are now at work. Mazel tov!

  22. pbrart2

    I’d wear that and I’m not gay lol. My gf has a hat that says “mommin’ ain’t easy” that I wear. Neither of us have children. She also has a t-shirt that says “I got my dick pierced at Claire’s” that I’d wear sometimes

  23. stucky602

    We used to have a rule in our kitchen that basically our playlist we had on during prep is made up of every one the line adding one artist they like and then the program makes a playlist based after things people who those artists like. 

    When our fry guy came out to us around 2010 he changed his pick from I think some country singer to Lady Gaga and it was one of the best changes that happened in that kitchen. The playlist would go through a bunch of rock songs and maybe a hip hop song or two and then born this way would come on and maybe some miley after and honestly it always made the rest of us go into Diva mode and it just made the overall day better. 

    Rock that hat.