It’s encased in wax and feels like a zebra cake.

by SheZowRaisedByWolves

29 Comments

  1. ATLSxFINEST93

    opening it and put the cheese in my mouth works pretty well for me

  2. Best-Reality6718

    Directions: Cut it, remove the wax, stuff it in your mouth hole, chew, swallow, convert to poo.

  3. bonniesansgame

    you cut off the top and get in there. you can also cut off a little section and peel the wax off from that bit too.

  4. cocodaloco42

    Monday to Friday you eat one point of the star each day. For the weekend, you cut the remaining circle in half and enjoy over Saturday and Sunday.

    It says so on their website

  5. AdvertisingNo6887

    Well first off, this is to be consumed on July 4th and July 4th only, so you missed your window.

  6. SnooSuggestions4887

    Lol how does one eat cheddar biggest mystery ever

  7. The_Wrong_Tone

    Gonna need a cheese gun to cut it, unless you have a bald eagle around to peel the wax.

  8. C_GreenEyedCat

    Cut a piece off, then cut down the middle so it’s easier to peel wax off. Once peeled wax off then eat as normal.

  9. pizzaboy117

    Shirtless in your front yard with a natural light the way our fathers intended

  10. SkyYellow_SunBlue

    Time travel back to 1776, it’s obviously expired.

  11. Profleroy

    A sharp knife and some nice big crackers with a beer would be good

  12. Future-Original-2902

    Try to fit the whole thing in your mouth

  13. SevenVeils0

    What do you mean? I’m so confused by this question.

    Cut off desired portion. Peel wax off of it. Slice, grate, cube, take bites, however you want to eat or cook with it.

    It’s just cheddar. Treat it as such. I would advise tasting it before deciding how to use it, because cheddars vary widely in taste and texture.

  14. SnewLooperd

    Why make a British cheese 1776-themed? Surely they’d want to use an american cheese for that aha

  15. HauntedCemetery

    Like a zebra cake you eat all the white frosting, then the middle.

  16. JeanVicquemare

    It’s Cheddar cheese, in a fun shape. What advice do you need

  17. [deleted]

    Take off the wax, bite off the points, then eat the circle that’s left. If anyone tries to get some off you, growl at them like a dog.

  18. Slice it horizontally , so you have star shaped cheese to put on burgers, crackers, etc