
Was at a group get together and i was overdue on showing them my sourdough waffle recipe… i told them i had to use this antique GE cast iron waffle maker for best results… about half the group was sketched out, and a few enthusiatic about the waffle maker.
Everyone loved them, and said they were the best ever, especially the blueberry ones! But would you really feel revolted if someone brought this out?
by thathastohurt

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i would start setting the table. 🍽️
Scan for fire exits
Start making the Bloody Mary’s while you work your magic.
I would *sprint* for the maple syrup
First thing I’m doing is asking what your starter’s name is
I’d place my order.
Sitting my ass down with a fork and knife and wait
Making sure there’s no rust
I bet the best waffles are made from that. My mouth is drooling 😆
I would ask for a double, obviously. 🧇🧇😊
Changing my underwear
We need to get that thing to 88 so we can go back
Grab a fork!
“Give me 14 of them”
Sure it looks ancient, but it doesn’t look dirty.
I would be so intrigued and impressed that it still functions.
Oh and most importantly, excited as F- for waffles.
I can see the lights dim when you plug this beast in. I want one!
A little dance. I’m doing a little dance.
This is funny because I recently dug out my 40-year-old waffle iron and used it for the first time in 25 years and remembered all the reasons I hate it and now want a new one.
What are the irons made of? I’d be more squicked out by a well worn nonstick waffle iron, personally.
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I wait until the waffles are done and I eat them.
Grab my fork. No other forks… just mine. 😆
Offer to put a safer, grounded power cord on it for you later that day.
Is there bacon? I’ll go get the bacon.
Hey, I got one of those in my garage! Got at a garage sale. Gave up scrubbing off the crud and bought a flipper. But one day…….
I’m getting the butter and syrup ready!
Oh we’re using the good syrup today!
I would be the opposite of revolted, I would know they are going to be absolutely elite.
I’d ask for a turn.
Ask where the fire extinguisher is and then set the table
Get excited!
Did you steal this from a hotel?
The belt is coming off.
Beg for the recipe and make bourbon maple syrup
Heck no. It has oodles of yummy Karma.
Wait patiently?..
Uhm… I drool… lol
I would have to adjust my pants
That’s like the old warrior with an eye patch of waffle makers. He laughs when other appliances talk of their exploits. THIS WAFFLE MAKER KNOWS WHAT TO DO IN THE EVENT OF A NUCLEAR ATTACK!!!
I will have 3 waffles please.
I would have started melting the butter in a coffee mug and pulled out a pastry brush.
Make sure I’m wearing a bib.
Who stole my machine?
Sourdough waffles??!!!! Omg I want to try that! Sounds amazing
I would tell you consider adding a surge protector to that plug
I’d be asking for seconds
I’d bring out the dishes that are reserved for the pope and remove the plastic from the chesterfield….
I would get the friggin syrup so fast
Strongly consider proposing.
Taking a big fat bong rip
Heavy breathing