Posted this on the breakfast sub yesterday… got told it belongs here instead 😭 Is it really that bad?
Thought i could share my wholesome, protein packed morning upgrade but turns out the breakfast sub thinks i made a crime against breakfast 😂. Be honest, does this scream gourmet or call the food police? 😂😭😭
by friend_unfriend
47 Comments
faygodungeon
nah
welding_guy_from_LI
I’m down for this .. they should be locked up for false accusations
UprisingAssault
nah
MuffinMatrix
From someone who loves eggs, but despises avocado. Yes.
flydawg1487
Favorite morning combo here though I like my eggs scrambled. Still doesent look bad
RainbowSalmon
I wouldn’t even have bothered slicing anything so I’d call it a fancy meal tbh
Uchihagod53
Nothing shitty about it
BombaySadBoi
Nah that’s healthy but I would add some cracked black pepper and a dash of salt for sure. Maybe ever a drizzle of hot honey
throwawayUWhousingac
Dude this morning I poured some oil into a baking dish, cracked two eggs, added salt and stuck it in the oven while I went about my morning. Going to the trouble of boiling eggs and doing all the slicing already puts you above most of us here
FreeHugsSideAcc
I don’t see anything wrong with it. It’s just an unsliced avocado salad
Hyprocritopotamus
This doesn’t belong here, whoever said that is an elitist ass.
PotateGr8
Eggs AND avocados?
You’ll never be a homeowner /s
xoomax
Looks great!
FlinnyWinny
That’s a lot of fat but I’d demolish it, fucking love avocado and egg
eric-artman
Take it back there! And don’t come back!
hyper24x7
Add chopped bacon or ham or sausage, reduce avocado density, scramble eggs, wrap in a tortilla. Fixed, breakfast burrito
Ladzii
I mean, I’m not against your dish but it looks rather bland 😅 If you seasoned it a little more maybe gave some culinary love in form of a dash of Sriracha and a bit of kewpie with some toasted carbs I would be sold on the dish 🫶
gobbgabb
I’d definitely eat that. Looks fire to me lol
Retardedastro
hornedhell
Not at all, just hella egg and avocado lmao
archimidesx
In this economy!
wwwangels
That looks delicious, so the friends has not spent much time on this sub. Maybe r/decentfoodporn. Now I’m hungry.
BrooklynSmokes
I think this is fine, long as you like it they can’t kick rocks bare footed or not eat
dastardly_inevitable
This looks so good to me 😭
Mobile-Necessary-333
the only thing you’re missing is a nice piece of wheat toast. this is literally the perfect breakfast.
Charirner
Not how I would have prepped it but eggs and avocado are fine, just toss some everything bagel seasoning on it.
gargolito
You obviously both live alone and enjoy the smell of your own farts.
macaron1ncheese
Umm this looks amazing to me with some garlic chili olive oil on top. Yummmm
HeftyWinter4451
Nah but it’s not very pretty. Some pickled red onions and chives or cilantro would make this even better.
oliveoilcrisis
Come on down to /r/decentfoodporn
SharpenedSugar
A little salt and pepper, and I’d eat that right now.
FormingTheVoid
It’s not the worst thing, just lacking a little imagination. I think this sub fits. But I would eat that as a snack/breakfast. Maybe add a little salsa or lime juice or something.
Dutchman1957
Add some parsley and a couple of small flowers for aesthetic reasons.
jaid_skywalker85
This looks pretty yummy to me!
Past-North-4131
That actually looks good.
LordofDisorder
Something about this picture makes it look like you planned to just have one of those things but there wasn’t enough so you added the other and are hoping no one notices
bmf1989
I’d say it’s more boring than shitty
fapperoni_zah
I don’t know why but this is what I imagine Hannibal Lecter likes to eat when he is low on kidney and brain.
shinjis-left-nut
do you be farding?
SchwillyMaysHere
Throw some everything bagel seasoning on it and I’d devour that.
xJBug
Cover it in salt and pepper and that’s a solid breakfast
bryangcrane
It does NOT belong here! This looks appetizing, healthy and appealing!
Malefectra
Nah, that’s a fine breakfast… just remind me to avoid being downwind or in confined spaces with you. Because you will be blasting the rankest farts in like 4 hours.
kurly-bird
Add some tomato slices with salt and pepper and maybe some grainy buttery toast!
TheCrazyCatLazy
Well you have hard boiled eggs and sliced avocado… at least make it soft boiled and add some cheese and tomatoes to the plate ☹️
I’d still eat it tho
Iron_Bones_1088
That is an amazing keto meal that is incredible for your heart as well. The critics are just used to eating shit.
anameorwhatever1
Personally I would devil those eggs and put some feta and pepper with the avocado. As it is isn’t bad just bare
47 Comments
nah
I’m down for this .. they should be locked up for false accusations
nah
From someone who loves eggs, but despises avocado. Yes.
Favorite morning combo here though I like my eggs scrambled. Still doesent look bad
I wouldn’t even have bothered slicing anything so I’d call it a fancy meal tbh
Nothing shitty about it
Nah that’s healthy but I would add some cracked black pepper and a dash of salt for sure. Maybe ever a drizzle of hot honey
Dude this morning I poured some oil into a baking dish, cracked two eggs, added salt and stuck it in the oven while I went about my morning. Going to the trouble of boiling eggs and doing all the slicing already puts you above most of us here
I don’t see anything wrong with it. It’s just an unsliced avocado salad
This doesn’t belong here, whoever said that is an elitist ass.
Eggs AND avocados?
You’ll never be a homeowner /s
Looks great!
That’s a lot of fat but I’d demolish it, fucking love avocado and egg
Take it back there! And don’t come back!
Add chopped bacon or ham or sausage, reduce avocado density, scramble eggs, wrap in a tortilla. Fixed, breakfast burrito
I mean, I’m not against your dish but it looks rather bland 😅
If you seasoned it a little more maybe gave some culinary love in form of a dash of Sriracha and a bit of kewpie with some toasted carbs I would be sold on the dish 🫶
I’d definitely eat that. Looks fire to me lol
Not at all, just hella egg and avocado lmao
In this economy!
That looks delicious, so the friends has not spent much time on this sub. Maybe r/decentfoodporn. Now I’m hungry.
I think this is fine, long as you like it they can’t kick rocks bare footed or not eat
This looks so good to me 😭
the only thing you’re missing is a nice piece of wheat toast. this is literally the perfect breakfast.
Not how I would have prepped it but eggs and avocado are fine, just toss some everything bagel seasoning on it.
You obviously both live alone and enjoy the smell of your own farts.
Umm this looks amazing to me with some garlic chili olive oil on top. Yummmm
Nah but it’s not very pretty. Some pickled red onions and chives or cilantro would make this even better.
Come on down to /r/decentfoodporn
A little salt and pepper, and I’d eat that right now.
It’s not the worst thing, just lacking a little imagination. I think this sub fits. But I would eat that as a snack/breakfast. Maybe add a little salsa or lime juice or something.
Add some parsley and a couple of small flowers for aesthetic reasons.
This looks pretty yummy to me!
That actually looks good.
Something about this picture makes it look like you planned to just have one of those things but there wasn’t enough so you added the other and are hoping no one notices
I’d say it’s more boring than shitty
I don’t know why but this is what I imagine Hannibal Lecter likes to eat when he is low on kidney and brain.
do you be farding?
Throw some everything bagel seasoning on it and I’d devour that.
Cover it in salt and pepper and that’s a solid breakfast
It does NOT belong here! This looks appetizing, healthy and appealing!
Nah, that’s a fine breakfast… just remind me to avoid being downwind or in confined spaces with you. Because you will be blasting the rankest farts in like 4 hours.
Add some tomato slices with salt and pepper and maybe some grainy buttery toast!
Well you have hard boiled eggs and sliced avocado… at least make it soft boiled and add some cheese and tomatoes to the plate ☹️
I’d still eat it tho
That is an amazing keto meal that is incredible for your heart as well. The critics are just used to eating shit.
Personally I would devil those eggs and put some feta and pepper with the avocado. As it is isn’t bad just bare