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When did you learn your boyfriend was a serial killer?


“When did you learn your boyfriend was a serial killer?”



by Tranafanapartame

31 Comments

  3. fadedwiggles

    this is the type of stuff i would genuinely stay up at night wondering if i loved them enough to see them do that for the rest of my life. this hurt

  5. LastChans1

    Who doesn’t love pizza rolls? 🤔🤷‍♂️😏😎

  6. Upset_Assumption9610

    I used to freeze pizzas when they were affordable so this is not bad. Like a pizza croissant.

  7. dingos8mybaby2

    I see no crime here. With that kind of dough rolling it up isn’t going to ruin the texture since it’s spongey already and unrolling it won’t really ruin anything about it. If they’re taking it to a jobsite then they’re probably microwaving it which will turn it into a floppy hot mess anyways. If they’re eating it cold then it’s all the same, maybe don’t even unroll them and eat them like a cold sandwich.

  8. mradventureshoes21

    Straight to the pysch ward and then maybe jail. This dude is not okay.

  9. FamousOhioAppleHorn

    Meanwhile, his former college roommates are like “Nicholas is the smartest man we ever knew. He rolled up leftover pizza, finessed free drinks from vending machines and dated the hottest girl on campus the year he didn’t shower or do laundry.”

  11. InfiniteDelusion094

    This is a crime of etiquette, however I’d still eat this 10/10 times it was offered to me.

  12. nachosquid

    Innocent by reason of insanity, remand to hospital until no longer a threat to pizza.

  13. SaturnineApples

    Am I the only one wraps a slice or two in aluminum foil?

    Straight from the fridge to the oven, just open the foil up and let the pizza cook on it. 350F for 6-7min. Fool proof

  14. dirtysquirrelnutz

    “Nicky DaRoll” will always be a legend.

  15. LeatherCategory3860

    wtf is he doing. Just stack them and bag ‘em.  Lmao 

  18. HandlebarStacheMan

    Innovation, you do what you have to do to take pizza with you! When you’re very limited for containers, you figure out how to pack what you have. This is genius!

  19. fauxanonymity_

    I’m guilty of doing this. I sometimes pack a whole pizza for the first day of lazy hikes.

  21. singuratate1

    😅😅😅 I wouldn’t roll them up, but I would stack them facing each other in a zip lock bag…. Horrible idea to roll them

  22. Jonelololol

    Everyone knows the best storage way is like art work. Front to front or backs to backs. This is criminal

  27. xDragonetti

    Gives major Dennis vibes! Lmao! 💀

    ![gif](giphy|czjvVcOtWpjBnfl585|downsized)

  28. Leaf-Lock-The-Ent

    Homer Simpson eats pizza this way. Shown when he and Ned were bounty hunters.

  31. WooWhosWoo

    I mean I guess this might help maintain the moisture of the pizza a bit. Reducing surface area and what not. I actually have no clue.