*Not* making a political post here, but I guess a copy of the official luncheon menu got left behind yesterday and when I saw it, the first thing I thought was that some of these items seem a little dated, I was kinda surprised. Not that it sounded bad at all, but I've never really seen specifics on what they serve high-level gov. officials from anywhere.

by DefenderNeverender

32 Comments

  1. hamberder-muderer

    Yeah that reads like a 1940s menu. Classics work when they are done well though.

  2. ChefAsstastic

    He’s too stupid to understand the term….

    “Au Poivre.”

  3. Upstairs_Jeweler2568

    Dated. The hoat a) is almost 80. B) The guest over 70. C) The host eats fucking McDonald’s on the regular.

  4. canuevendoublehaul

    Who’s generic wedding is this?

  5. Subject_Slice_7797

    These guys are 72 and 79 year old. Of course they’ll fancy some prime boomer era foods. Generally not too surprising that one old man would order this for lunch with another old man.

  6. Slimy_Shart_Socket

    Why not McDonald’s like he did for that basketball team way back when?

  7. Apprehensive-Crow337

    Just missing one crucial ingredient…

  8. Tasty-Performer6669

    A polonium tea would pair well with the crème brûlée

  9. SainT2385

    Very similar menu to one posted before for a Trump event , maybe inauguration I don’t remember. I work at a hotel and still cook some of these items, but not sure if they had flown in their own product or just contracted with a local hotel. We had Trump at our place once but we didnt make anything for him, probably got McDonald’s

  10. PresenceActual4263

    What. No “out the window” surprise cake?

  11. harrybaggaguise

    His excellency probably just wanted KFC as he can no longer get it properly on that side of the pond.

  12. NelyafinweMaitimo

    Again with the fucking creme brulee.

    Don’t get me wrong. I love a nice creme brulee. But seeing it on every menu everywhere just makes me think of some crusty-ass line cook being asked to come up with a “fancy dessert” and thinking about it for twelve seconds before saying “uhhhhh creme brulee?”

  13. Automatic_Moment_320

    Selecting fonts stresses me out so much I can’t imagine formatting this. I know it’s simple and off topic but it’s what I think about

  14. TeamOrca28205

    “His Excellency” JFC what a cuck

  15. PlateOpinion3179

    So where are the epstein files?

  16. Literally the surf n’ turf. Alaska being known for its fine beef cattle herds.  I’m surprised he didn’t go with “gold ingots drizzled with crude oil” for dessert. 

  17. VoodooSweet

    Damn…. I’m gonna do this as a “Weekend Special”….. I’m 99% sure I have everything on hand to do it tonight even. I was literally just sitting here thinking about what to do tonight for a Special. I’m gonna screenshot this, to show it to my Exec, and explain exactly WHY. Seems like a good idea to me….🤷

  18. GeekCat

    Did this lunch come with shoulder pads and a can of hairspray? This is some late 70s – 80s nouveau riche, “it’s in French, so it’s fancy” garbage. 50 years later, he’s still acting like a sleazy businessman.

  19. SammyPoppy1

    Halibut Olympia.

    Lets take a pristine, gorgeous, subtle white fish

    Overcook it in the oven with breadcrumbs on top

    Fuck that dish

  20. memon17

    Why am I not being thanked for my attention to this menu?

  21. 1024102

    hi everyone, im not american but this menu look cheap to me. Is it the same for you guy ? Dont want to be mean just understand. I go to US some years ago and i remember find nice and luxury food in some place.

  22. mcflurvin

    “Filet well done, don’t forget the ketchup on the side” – Trump

  23. Creepy_Crawlin

    “His excellency” made me want to vomit.

    Nothing Putin has done affords him that respect

  24. Ni66aNotNamedLarry

    Surprise it’s not fucking McDonald’s

  25. Own_Magician_7554

    This menu goes really well with all the shitty decorations that have gone up around the white house.

  26. Northstarsuperstar

    I never in over 10 years of work in the kitchen have once sent a compromised plate. But the one for Putin would be my first and last debut.

  27. mrp8528

    Bit of an upgrade from cold McDonald’s hamberders