Ordered my first prime brisket from Wild Fork. Is this thing even salvageable?
by Puzzleheaded_Ad1145
34 Comments
Senior_Raccoon_6536
Might be after some trimming, hard to tell.
PrizePreset
Wtf. Is that brisket from a wildebeest or something?
Underwater_Karma
Was the steer slaughtered by landmine?
Sir_Spudsingt0n
Put a wild fork in it, you got cooked
Pleasant_Ocelot_2861
Wtf is that?
That isnt a brisket. I would ask for a refund after you send them a picture.
Jeep600Grand
This is terrible. I’d immediately reach out to them and get a replacement or a refund
Beardeddragon0714
That looks like it came off a cow that died in the field, was half eaten by yotes, and they found it 3 days later.
rudyrudy9
Did you boil it to defrost it and then stick it in the microwave to precook it and then refreeze it and let it sit out in the sun to defrost again and then reboil it?
Puzzleheaded_Ad1145
I appreciate the wild feedback and validation.
I reached out with photos. Not how I expected my first full brisket trim to go.
I’ve purchased the trimmed one from them before and it was decent. This is an embarrassment.
Comfortable-File7929
My experience order Wild Fork is that you always get what won’t sell.
Enartis
If you turn your screen sideways, it might be the aliens from Prometheus
rpm429
Wild Fork, Prime placenta is what it looks like
DayOneDude
onestepahead0721
Looks like it was removed from the cow with a plastic spork
nitekillerz
Looks it came from a Brahmin from Fallout
Grammar-Unit-28
This should be a lesson. Don’t buy meat sight unseen. Ever.
RandoCommentGuy
I should *NOT* call her!
GaryMcVicker
I’d send that photo to their instagram
ses1989
CapnChaos2024
Brother, that reminds me of some of the more grisly crime scenes I’ve had to respond to.
You know, ones where stuff that’s supposed to be inside the human body is no longer inside said body.
Yikes
alter3d
At Wild Fork, we believe in humane butchering. All of our animals are killed with a shot from a 155mm depleted uranium shell, and we sent you only the very best mangled remains.
CoatStraight8786
Ask for refund.
Fantastic_Sail1881
Leave that in whatever hotel you found it in… Call the authorities after.
skate1243
Wild fork sucks! I got a brisket like that from them, asked for a refund , they said no, so i charged back my card and haven’t ordered since
Slunk_Trucks
I’ve never ordered anything from Wildfork but man I see a lot of posts like this.
I wouldn’t trust the quality of any meat I haven’t physically touched in the grocery store.
mr-pootytang
looks like an ex
Its_Like_That82
Looks like they sent you a Jabba The Hut fetus.
DrJoels
MoeSzyslakMonobrow
And this is why Wild Fork is going bankrupt.
Freightliner15
I’ve bought from Wild Fork for several years. Never got anything like that.
SilverBulletBros
Dude that is unacceptable. I’m glad I haven’t bought from wild fork before, I’ve been very tempted in the past. But this is atrocious, hope you got your money back.
speciate
It’s definitely salvageable, unless the other side is significantly more mangled. Most of that dangly stuff you’re going to trim off anyway.
That said, it looks like it was butchered by a blind forklift driver.
Quirky_Drive_7598
That looks like the entire staff at Wild Fork gang banged that brisket before sending it off to you…
34 Comments
Might be after some trimming, hard to tell.
Wtf. Is that brisket from a wildebeest or something?
Was the steer slaughtered by landmine?
Put a wild fork in it, you got cooked
Wtf is that?
That isnt a brisket. I would ask for a refund after you send them a picture.
This is terrible. I’d immediately reach out to them and get a replacement or a refund
That looks like it came off a cow that died in the field, was half eaten by yotes, and they found it 3 days later.
Did you boil it to defrost it and then stick it in the microwave to precook it and then refreeze it and let it sit out in the sun to defrost again and then reboil it?
I appreciate the wild feedback and validation.
I reached out with photos. Not how I expected my first full brisket trim to go.
I’ve purchased the trimmed one from them before and it was decent. This is an embarrassment.
My experience order Wild Fork is that you always get what won’t sell.
If you turn your screen sideways, it might be the aliens from Prometheus
Wild Fork, Prime placenta is what it looks like
Looks like it was removed from the cow with a plastic spork
Looks it came from a Brahmin from Fallout
This should be a lesson. Don’t buy meat sight unseen. Ever.
I should *NOT* call her!
I’d send that photo to their instagram
Brother, that reminds me of some of the more grisly crime scenes I’ve had to respond to.
You know, ones where stuff that’s supposed to be inside the human body is no longer inside said body.
Yikes
At Wild Fork, we believe in humane butchering. All of our animals are killed with a shot from a 155mm depleted uranium shell, and we sent you only the very best mangled remains.
Ask for refund.
Leave that in whatever hotel you found it in… Call the authorities after.
Wild fork sucks! I got a brisket like that from them, asked for a refund , they said no, so i charged back my card and haven’t ordered since
I’ve never ordered anything from Wildfork but man I see a lot of posts like this.
I wouldn’t trust the quality of any meat I haven’t physically touched in the grocery store.
looks like an ex
Looks like they sent you a Jabba The Hut fetus.
And this is why Wild Fork is going bankrupt.
I’ve bought from Wild Fork for several years. Never got anything like that.
Dude that is unacceptable. I’m glad I haven’t bought from wild fork before, I’ve been very tempted in the past. But this is atrocious, hope you got your money back.
It’s definitely salvageable, unless the other side is significantly more mangled. Most of that dangly stuff you’re going to trim off anyway.
That said, it looks like it was butchered by a blind forklift driver.
That looks like the entire staff at Wild Fork gang banged that brisket before sending it off to you…
If Chubacca had a vag