For it is written: Thou shalt not create a pizza with toppings that must be picked off the pie and manipulated before eating. It is forbidden to include shellfish which must be picked up and de-shelled. Neither mayest thou include chicken pieces or pork ribs which contain the bone, for this is unholy and awkward.
*Some Lost Scripture or Other*
FeelingGlad8646
That’s not a pizza, that’s a whole aquarium on bread.
LasagneAlForno
Is that fucking surimi? That’s the biggest crime on this monstrosity.
TheEschatonSucks
Crime.
Crime.
Crime.
KittiesRule1968
That’s an abomination. Seafood pizza is great, but TAKE THE FUCKING SHELLS OFF FIRST!
WhiteTrashInNewShoes
I almost fucking threw up
smalldroplet
As a Cajun this offends me on many, many levels. It’s hard to even give this a generous pass.
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For it is written: Thou shalt not create a pizza with toppings that must be picked off the pie and manipulated before eating. It is forbidden to include shellfish which must be picked up and de-shelled. Neither mayest thou include chicken pieces or pork ribs which contain the bone, for this is unholy and awkward.
*Some Lost Scripture or Other*
That’s not a pizza, that’s a whole aquarium on bread.
Is that fucking surimi? That’s the biggest crime on this monstrosity.
Crime.
Crime.
Crime.
That’s an abomination. Seafood pizza is great, but TAKE THE FUCKING SHELLS OFF FIRST!
I almost fucking threw up
As a Cajun this offends me on many, many levels. It’s hard to even give this a generous pass.
Life. No parole.
No just no, this is a capital offense.
🍕👩⚖️🫸Are those CARROTS?! 🍕👮🏻♀️🤚