I'll keep it short and sweet. Pasta sauce, American cheese, and whole black olives on a tortilla.
by jont23
32 Comments
Tomag720
r/altoona style pizza
AnonymousBromosapien
Closer to a r/shittyenchiladas then a pizza lol.
Domsdad666
She better be good in bed.
Boondocsaint11
TomboAhi
That’s very nice of her.
Minirth22
It’s wonderful that you still love her after this. That’s love!!!
repwin1
Growing up a staple of my childhood was putting pizza sauce on a slice of white bread and a slice of American cheese and cooking it for 5 minutes in the oven. Even as an adult I’ll still do it a couple times a year.
wtfnevermind
CRIME
Soot-Bat
What a vile, evil thing
90_ina_65
Let us know when the divorce is final, we’ll go out for pizza
MysteriousReason3442
I feel this could be a top tier r/stonerfood post (without needing to insult pizza of course)
Gullible-Raisin-2589
I’m more concerned about the cheese not melting..
Tricky-Shelter-2090
Poverty Pizza is not a crime.
wizzard419
Divorce granted and full custody with alimony and child/pet support to you.
Dangerous_Ad_6101
FreakiestFrank
Mmmm, delic-ass
Ok-Compote-4143
No
morinthos
The real crime is that the cheese isn’t even melted.
VendettaPenguin
You shouldn’t have married your weed dealer.
SureEntertainment768
Oh god… I’m so glad I’m single
ellipsisdbg
Get ready for conjugal visits
ThreeSixMafs
❌️❌️❌️
One_Last_Cry
That’s struggle pizza!!! 😞
sybautspmofrfr
Oh god
Carlito_2112
Sunnyday1775
This is grounds for divorce
stacity
Everyday we stray further away from God.
scottzee
Tortillas can actually make for a great quick pizza crust. But not like this. Cast iron on the stovetop while you top it to crisp the bottom, then put it under the broiler to cook the top. Nice crunchy thin crust. Kenji taught me that.
anothertenyears
Ad pepperoni and replace the pizza sauce with enchiladas sauce.
standardtissue
Has she, by chance, never eaten or even actually seen pizza ? Or did she just finish a computer sciences degree and thinks that working strictly to requirements is technically correct thus the best kind of correct ?
lo-lux
The struggle is real
mbb2967
No worries. Cannot be convicted of this crime. That is in no way pizza. I am sure extradition to Mexico is pending though.
32 Comments
r/altoona style pizza
Closer to a r/shittyenchiladas then a pizza lol.
She better be good in bed.
That’s very nice of her.
It’s wonderful that you still love her after this. That’s love!!!
Growing up a staple of my childhood was putting pizza sauce on a slice of white bread and a slice of American cheese and cooking it for 5 minutes in the oven. Even as an adult I’ll still do it a couple times a year.
CRIME
What a vile, evil thing
Let us know when the divorce is final, we’ll go out for pizza
I feel this could be a top tier r/stonerfood post (without needing to insult pizza of course)
I’m more concerned about the cheese not melting..
Poverty Pizza is not a crime.
Divorce granted and full custody with alimony and child/pet support to you.
Mmmm, delic-ass
No
The real crime is that the cheese isn’t even melted.
You shouldn’t have married your weed dealer.
Oh god… I’m so glad I’m single
Get ready for conjugal visits
❌️❌️❌️
That’s struggle pizza!!! 😞
Oh god
This is grounds for divorce
Everyday we stray further away from God.
Tortillas can actually make for a great quick pizza crust. But not like this. Cast iron on the stovetop while you top it to crisp the bottom, then put it under the broiler to cook the top. Nice crunchy thin crust. Kenji taught me that.
Ad pepperoni and replace the pizza sauce with enchiladas sauce.
Has she, by chance, never eaten or even actually seen pizza ? Or did she just finish a computer sciences degree and thinks that working strictly to requirements is technically correct thus the best kind of correct ?
The struggle is real
No worries. Cannot be convicted of this crime. That is in no way pizza. I am sure extradition to Mexico is pending though.