Dunno if I'm late but Sysco has joined the physical purveyor stores club. give me memes.
by steel_dejones
34 Comments
Indaarys
Welcome to Sysco, go fuck yourself.
kingtacticool
Quick! Run out to their dumpster and see who’s boxes *they* sit on.
Odd_Sir_8705
Sysco: “Where we DGAF about the milk crates we leave behind until you lose one”
Beneficial-Trip-9560
Now you can get their horrible plastic wrap quicker!
lastig_
I imagine something like picking out a nice steak, taking it to the register, and watching it magically transform into twelve bags of aragula that expire tomorrow.
AccomplishedMess648
So just to be clear do they sell the terrible Sysco products or the really terrible ones?
interrob4ng
Is it really a Sysco store if they don’t stack the heavy boxes on top of the eggs and leave cold items on pallets outside in the sun though?
_reschke
Somebody rent a big truck and pull up 30min after they open and park across the front entrance.
imperfectbeing
By the time you get to the register, the price goes up 30%
Alaska_traffic_takes
Now I can receive a case of the wrong #10 cans at a physical location!
Xboxben
Goes to buy something, cashier tells you to wait for two hours while she gets it, comes back with the wrong thing and hands it to you, proceeds to disappear for a week before you can tell her she fucked up.
ClownSharts
You know that walk-in has leaky boxes of chicken on a shelf above leaky boxes of whatever mudfish is on special this week above a shelf of the most rotten cases of lemons you’ve ever seen
yurinator71
Can they stack everything on your eggs ?
Fizz117
Watch in real time as they help load your car by whipping the shit in there like it owes them money.
Howcanyoubecertain
“Would you like a sleeve of styrofoam to-go boxes with that?”
PointlessDelegation
Everything in the store has been substituted without asking, and swapped for a higher priced item.
SergeiMosin
All the eggs they sell were on the bottom of the stack
Hopeoner513
There is no need to check the carton, sir. The eggs have been firmly eviscerated.
dddybtv
Ladies and gents this has been the best comment thread…well done
iphoneface
They probably put all the 50lb bags of flour on the top shelf above the eggs..
Trash782
In my area we have shamrock foods which is another big distributor and they also have physical stores and they’re sick! It was always nice to be able to run to the store if we missed something on the order and be able to charge it directly to the account. It’s my go to any time I’m smoking meat at home it’s usually way cheaper than the grocery store
tesnakeinurboot
Pallet of frozen foods in the middle of the showfloor on display.
Corvado
Opens at 7, but you cant actually get any food until 4.
TrendySpork
Your shopping cart full of items will teleport behind the dumpster upside down when you’ve finished your shopping.
HomertheBowlingBall
Sysco – “We didn’t break the window on your door it was like that when we got here.”
SuperTrooper804
I’m imaging them operating like Best Buy employees but trying to upsell you on shitty meat from the most abominable slaughter house that was kicked to death
Accurate_Secret4102
They say they’re open between 8 and 5. Show up at 8, wait all day and they show up at 9.
HughMungus77
Who is going to block the door to the walk in now?
Jazadia
Is this where you bring your cart, check out, and then get handed someone elses groceries?
henrydaiv
“Where can I find the freezer items?”
“Oh those you will find stacked up outside of the refrigerated section”
theFooMart
Great. Now I can go buy 3 pounds of sea salt. Guess I’ll have to go into the freezer, and move 74 pounds of stuff away from the door to get to it. And of course at checkout they’ll swap it for 1 pound of salt packets while still charging the original amount.
And when I get there, they’ll be closed even though they say they’re open.
HashishChef
“hey man sorry we couldn’t get you your chicken tenders, here’s some rotting tomatoes instead and youll be paying full price”
Soulbossanova9
Welcome to Sysco- try and beat us to the dumpster we get your vegetables from
Gorewuzhere
Sysco, come to the store where we still don’t have the items you need in stock…
Sysco, we can’t truck short you if you pick it up yourself…
Sysco, where our produce is still rotten before you get it.
Sysco, we are so far behind shamrock…
Sysco, you only use us because corporate makes you…
34 Comments
Welcome to Sysco, go fuck yourself.
Quick! Run out to their dumpster and see who’s boxes *they* sit on.
Sysco: “Where we DGAF about the milk crates we leave behind until you lose one”
Now you can get their horrible plastic wrap quicker!
I imagine something like picking out a nice steak, taking it to the register, and watching it magically transform into twelve bags of aragula that expire tomorrow.
So just to be clear do they sell the terrible Sysco products or the really terrible ones?
Is it really a Sysco store if they don’t stack the heavy boxes on top of the eggs and leave cold items on pallets outside in the sun though?
Somebody rent a big truck and pull up 30min after they open and park across the front entrance.
By the time you get to the register, the price goes up 30%
Now I can receive a case of the wrong #10 cans at a physical location!
Goes to buy something, cashier tells you to wait for two hours while she gets it, comes back with the wrong thing and hands it to you, proceeds to disappear for a week before you can tell her she fucked up.
You know that walk-in has leaky boxes of chicken on a shelf above leaky boxes of whatever mudfish is on special this week above a shelf of the most rotten cases of lemons you’ve ever seen
Can they stack everything on your eggs ?
Watch in real time as they help load your car by whipping the shit in there like it owes them money.
“Would you like a sleeve of styrofoam to-go boxes with that?”
Everything in the store has been substituted without asking, and swapped for a higher priced item.
All the eggs they sell were on the bottom of the stack
There is no need to check the carton, sir. The eggs have been firmly eviscerated.
Ladies and gents this has been the best comment thread…well done
They probably put all the 50lb bags of flour on the top shelf above the eggs..
In my area we have shamrock foods which is another big distributor and they also have physical stores and they’re sick! It was always nice to be able to run to the store if we missed something on the order and be able to charge it directly to the account. It’s my go to any time I’m smoking meat at home it’s usually way cheaper than the grocery store
Pallet of frozen foods in the middle of the showfloor on display.
Opens at 7, but you cant actually get any food until 4.
Your shopping cart full of items will teleport behind the dumpster upside down when you’ve finished your shopping.
Sysco – “We didn’t break the window on your door it was like that when we got here.”
I’m imaging them operating like Best Buy employees but trying to upsell you on shitty meat from the most abominable slaughter house that was kicked to death
They say they’re open between 8 and 5. Show up at 8, wait all day and they show up at 9.
Who is going to block the door to the walk in now?
Is this where you bring your cart, check out, and then get handed someone elses groceries?
“Where can I find the freezer items?”
“Oh those you will find stacked up outside of the refrigerated section”
Great. Now I can go buy 3 pounds of sea salt. Guess I’ll have to go into the freezer, and move 74 pounds of stuff away from the door to get to it. And of course at checkout they’ll swap it for 1 pound of salt packets while still charging the original amount.
And when I get there, they’ll be closed even though they say they’re open.
“hey man sorry we couldn’t get you your chicken tenders, here’s some rotting tomatoes instead and youll be paying full price”
Welcome to Sysco- try and beat us to the dumpster we get your vegetables from
Sysco, come to the store where we still don’t have the items you need in stock…
Sysco, we can’t truck short you if you pick it up yourself…
Sysco, where our produce is still rotten before you get it.
Sysco, we are so far behind shamrock…
Sysco, you only use us because corporate makes you…