I dont know if I should be impressed or intimidated.

by zazzerfraz

45 Comments

  1. Due_Hippo8004

    That man poops like a champion. Envy him.

  2. Unique-Garlic8015

    ….the skin?! What? It’s not a fuckin apple my dude

  3. PrestigiousMention

    Doesn’t mango skin contain urushiol? The same shit on poison ivy?

  4. Z_The_Vicious

    There’s a happy woman out there somewhere.

  5. MoeSzyslakMonobrow

    I get looks when I eat a kiwi like an apple, skin and all.

  6. No_Juggernau7

    Like an animal. Same. First started because *people hated the idea, and I was curious. I continue to because it’s satisfying, less work, and still completely confuses people.

  7. burnedflag

    I peel mine with a vegetable peeler and eat it over the trash can like a rabid raccoon

  8. WakingOwl1

    I ate a really ripe one that way over my sink recently, but I spit out the skin.

  9. zazasfoot

    I legit really like mango skin, like I’ll eat the shit out of them when we peel for sorbet

  10. Brunoise6

    My Colombian mother taught me to eat mangos likes this. If it is really ripe the skin isn’t that bitter.

  11. QuotePapa

    That’s why he’s a cook and not the chef! Who does that?

  12. Jillredhanded

    Knew a guy grew up in Haiti back in the day before shit went south. Dad was a French diplomat, mom Belgian. Super suave sophisticated guy. Anyway, said his best memory ever is sun warm mangos right off the tree so ripe you just kind of squished them a little in your hand then bit a hole in the end and sucked out the pulp.

  13. MissedTakenIDidntHe

    Can confirm that when I was a kid and we had a mango tree this is how I ate them too, my parents thought it was weird but I loved the taste and texture of the ripe skin, haven’t tried it since I was a kid though 🤣🤷‍♂️

  14. Cyanide2010

    Read this as “sausage cook” and was wondering what kind of kitchen has a mango crushing sausage dedicated position lol

  15. Even-Tradition

    Sauce cooks and sauciers aren’t licensed to use a knife.

  16. edge61957

    One time I was on a bunch of shrooms and had a 6 pack of mangoes with me. Our trip sitter, Ralph, was ungodly stoned and had never tried one before; he took the same approach as your saucier and decided he was just going to chow down on them, skin and all. Within 40 minutes he had manhandled and gobbled up a whopping 3 of them. I will never forget witnessing that.

  17. LuckyCod2887

    Who casually eats a tropical fruit in the middle of their work shift?

  18. dangerrnoodle

    The bitterness of the skin offsets the sweetness of the flesh of the mango.

  19. dzmccoy

    I am impressed. But I cant be making my hot sauce with washbacked mango.

  20. Upward_Fail

    I do this with the little yellow mangos

  21. polythenesammie

    Yeesh.

    That’s how I’d like my mago eaten.

  22. Biiiishweneedanswers

    It’s giving Caribbean vibes baby.😎

  23. mundus1520

    Is this not how we supposed to eat it or?

  24. dumpsterfire_account

    I saw a woman eating a mango like this in a packed CDMX Metro, purse zipper wide open. Never felt safer on public transit.

  25. Martlet92

    You can tell he grew up somewhere beautiful

  26. inthesludge_

    I’m from the Caribbean. Idk what’s wrong with this photo?

  27. Pikiinuu

    I don’t even work in a kitchen so idk why I was recommended this other than the fact I did this in the shower once.

  28. ChiefWeedsmoke

    I’ve done this. I’ll also eat a lemon. Wedge by wedge, the same way i eat an orange.

    Do I enjoy it? No. But I can keep a straight face and then everyone knows I’m gnarly.

  29. RareHotdogEnthusiast

    That thing is not ripe. Surprise nobody else is mentioning this.

  30. slvbros

    I mean that’s how you’re supposed to do it

  31. theCODONEconnoisseur

    Haha thats just how we eat them in mexico and other Spanish speaking countries

  32. creamofsumyunggoyim

    It’s in this particular chain restaurant’s handbook, rule #3 actually, “Have fun”. My man is just following the rules.

  33. distraughtphx

    It’s a mango… How tf else are you supposed to eat it? It’s not an orange.