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by tapthisbong

25 Comments

  1. dmonsterative

    It’s like this because the recipe itself isn’t copyright protected.

    Plus, to lard it up with SEO keywords and affiliate links.

  2. knightofunderpants

    I’m just waiting for chef to do this to our bible

  3. Minervas-Madness

    We can thank Google for this one. Their SEO best practices previously favored long form articles with a lot of content. People who make recipe blogs are usually doing it for money, which means people need to find them, which means they need to play nice with search engines so they can rank higher. I don’t know what the SEO standard is now, but a lot of blogs are getting smart and adding a “jump to recipe” button.

  4. uBeatch

    Easy recipe, only 5 ingredients.

    Eggs, my grandma used to get up everyday at 5am to get eggs from our chickens. She had to run because my aunt would always go and grab the best ones. We had this hen that would always give 2 yolk eggs and we took care of her a lot, not like our grandma, we didn’t care for her when she got older because no one wanted to change her diaper. Anyways, sugar…

  5. xRedditGedditx

    Ugh those times when we need to look up a recipe just as kind of way to refresh your memory what’s in a dish. Listen I’m just looking for the PDF version I can print. I don’t care how much you loved this dish when grandma made it 🤪

  6. Few_Preparation_5902

    Lpt – Look for the button that says “Printer friendly version”. It will display just the recipe.

  7. rudiemcnielson

    If you can’t look at the ingredients and figure your own recipe then you got your own problems Jack

  8. Beneficial_Run9511

    I think it’s so you see a lot of ads. Theyre not putting it up as a public service

  9. noearthsociety

    A classic recipe, reminiscent of a cozy night in back in my childhood home. A fire roaring, our dog, Brock, curled up beside it, and Columbo on the television. Life was simple and love was abundant.

    Rather, my mother’s love. My father was a volatile, hostile man, not the same after the war. He sought comfort in the bottom of the bottle, but it was never to be found. Knowing what I know now, I believe that cooking was more than an art or an act of care for my mom—it was an escape. The kitchen was the only space that felt entirely hers. It was her safety.

    It was in that very oven where this lasagna recipe was born. Warm, gooey, and savory, this is sure to WOW all your guests!

  10. chocomeeel

    And next we have ”Grilled duck with wabbit seasoning paired with roasted wabbit with duck seasoning; we call this one the hunter’s dilemma.”

  11. PappaWoodies

    I don’t know how I often I think this when I’m reading some recipe online… Bitch I don’t need the story, just post a picture, ingredients and procedure, then tell your fucking story!

  12. Classic-Exchange-511

    Yeah it is infuriating to me but I’m sure others have mentioned it already that they do that to help the search engine algorithm give

  13. ChefStretch72

    Please take my upvote! You and whoever invented the jump to the recipe button! I don’t want to read about how your grandma brought this recipe from the old country blah blah blah!

  14. CodySmash

    You should get them from books or youre a hack

  15. Apprehensive_Pin3536

    But how will you scroll past the countless ads?

  16. YourLeftElbow

    I found an app called pestle and it will allow you to download the web page to the app then give you step by step instructions for whatever recipe you’re wanting. Do check measurements tho – it screwed up one time and ruined what I was cooking.

  17. _Stanf-Uf_

    Bro, 90% of websites have a jump to recipe button…

  18. So you’ve never noticed the Jump To Recipe link?

  19. icantfindtheSpace

    Or when a fucking AD pops up and covers the whole fucking page when both my hands are covered in food

  20. Reasonable_Slice8561

    Spoiler alert: the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy is actually just the prequel to the author’s recipe for lembas.

  21. liisliisliisliisliis

    most have a ‘jump to recipe’ button on the top 🤷🏻‍♀️