I have a bad habit of eating peanut butter with white sugar straight out of the container. Today I fucked up.

by Syzergic

27 Comments

  1. UnremarkableCake

    Just so I have this straight in my head: You get a dessert spoon, scoop out a hefty wedge of peanut butter, dip that in white sugar, and then eat it?

  2. ChingadoJacksonJr

    at least it wasn’t MSG. i accidentally put it in my coffee and have been traumatized ever since

  3. TreesEnthusiast

    Sorry this happened, but holy crap did I ever chuckle! Thanks!

  4. RottingFlame

    Demerara and chunky PB works better, but I do the same

  5. SlickDillywick

    This might be why I’m glad I use honey. Can’t mistake that for baking soda

  6. lomeinfiend

    yesterday i mixed sugar in peanut butter and dipped crackers in it and it was a lil sweet treat. it was quite delicious. anyway pls tell me ur not dunking peanut butter into containers like that. please put it in a separate bowl my friend

  7. Far_Palpitation_8107

    Bruh. PB and WHITE SUGAR?! You just trying to speedrun to diabetes orrrrrr??

  8. ONCIAPATONCIA

    I remember one time when I was in elementary school, it was the birthday of a classmate and she brought a Cake that had been mistakenly covered with baking soda instead of powdered sugar, everyone spat it out after the first bite and it made her cry

  9. exper-626-

    Y’all freezing out about sugar and peanut butter like you won’t eat a Reese’s?

  10. peanutbutterand_ely

    i almost tried to make pancakes with coffee grounds once but also fuck ihop for making it look like pancake mix whole time it’s double chocolate chip pancake *flavored* coffee

  11. Reminds me of the time I used salt instead of sugar in my coffee….never have I had a more real spit-take moment…

  12. canolafly

    Have you ever tried brown sugar? That elevates the flavor a little more.

  13. assyduous

    I am shocked by the number of people shocked by this 😂 my equivalent is getting a huge spoonful of peanut butter and dipping it in mini chocolate chips, but thats effectively very similar to OP. I guess commenters are also allowed to accuse me of being fat/speedrunning diabetes/any other number of judgemental things, but I am an athlete and in the best shape of my life, including my A1C. Let bro enjoy his peanut butter. 😭 (but maybe not with baking soda lmao)

  14. Depressedduke

    This can’t be defended. This is genuinely an insane choice of a spoon. Seriously. /hj

    I don’t buy speculos paste jars anymore cz I too just ate it out of the jar, straight away. In a few sittings lmao. I can’t be trusted near that stuff

  15. SedemTBH

    The more I think about it the better it sounds mmm

  16. Mascbro26

    If only it had a label in large lettering!

  17. Samiautumn

    This is exactly what was suggested to my partner as a “chicken friendly rat poison” .PB & Baking Soda. Can’t imagine how unpleasant that was though lol

  18. Naive-Impression-373

    I was once prepping like 4 gallons of an Asian sauce, that was relatively acidic. I thought I grabbed the corn starch, dumped the whole box in and the container starts flowing like a middle school science fair volcano. Turns out I grabbed baking soda, which was right next to the cornstarch in an almost identical box.

  19. Suitable_Jicama_1213

    Is it a texture thing?

    Because at that point just buy the reeses peanutbutter in a jar. That’s basically peanut butter with half a bag of sugar in it

  20. nobodyhere_357

    Did it fizz a little when you tried it?

  21. Bet that sucked. Sometime I recommend trying warming up a flour tortilla, spreading peanut butter on it and sprinkling sugar. Then, roll it up like a rolled taco/taquito/egg roll-ish. You could add cinnamon or even use something like Nutella if you so desire.

  22. CodeMars

    My cousins used to make peanut butter and sugar sandwiches so this idea isn’t crazy to me