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My wife’s breakfast.


Peanut butter and sweetened condensed milk on Dave’s bread

by burgerbingbettuce

47 Comments

  1. StevesRoomate

    OK. I was hoping that was condensed milk

  3. No-Proof7839

    Mmmz fancy cracked plate china really was the move

  4. FrananaBanana452

    2000kcal breakfast right there

    Edit: God, some people are so pissy. Stfu. I’m not replying to any more comments going on like I’m fat shaming this person’s wife. IT’S A LOT OF PEANUT BUTTER, NO MATTER WHAT SIZE A PERSON IS. IT’S ALSO NOT THAT DEEP

    Maybe a spoonful of peanut butter would shut you all up. Jesus.

  5. Tackysackjones

    on one side is creamed nuts, and on the other side is creamed nut

  8. Electronic-Elk4404

    Not even toasted… yuck and condensed milk?? a mound of PB?? Let me guess, your wife is overweight?

  9. magnetic_banana

    That’s so much peanut butter though

  10. ApoplecticAutoBody

    Is that your contribution on the right?

  13. YakElectronic6713

    That’s at least half a jumbo jar of peanut butter on that toast!

  15. TeemoTomato

    Holy calories batman. What a way to start the day… guessing she’s not going running after that.

  16. Salvisurfer

    Well, she eats like an athlete. I think that’s where the comparison ends though.

  17. Chuggs400

    All nutritional content of that peanut butter is being dramatically overshadowed by the quantity

  18. jlreyess

    Damn. That amount of peanut butter has the calories of lunch and dinner combined and we are not even considering the condensed milk.

  20. Worldly-Character980

    Looks good! Lol to me at least. I’d only do that on a fluffy white bread though. All those seeds with the condensed milk…no thanks

  21. Deceasedpenguin7

    Peanut butter with a side of bread and condensed milk

  23. Whooptidooh

    That cannot be real.

    And if it is..

    ![gif](giphy|pD368cmNo02G5qoV5i)

  25. mrsvongruesome

    as someone in calorie deficit right now, all that peanut butter is probably my entire day’s worth of calories.

    man, i love peanut butter, but it’s so calorically heavy.

  26. FelixPlatypus

    I’m stoned right now, and that looks like manna from heaven.

  27. AssistanceLucky2392

    That’s some My 600 pound life shit

  28. SongRevolutionary992

    Well, you have to do something to make that terrible bread palatable

  29. SirLesbian

    Jesus does she know she’s an adult and no one is stopping her from taking a spoon to the jar? I’ve done it…it’s exhilarating.

  30. Kkbw2387

    Was it good though? What’s the flavor profile? I’m so intrigued. I eat condensed milk by the spoon as a “late night sweet”. 🤦🏽‍♀️

  32. AdvertisingFew6224

    Who’s Dave?? And why do you have his bread?

  34. Calm_Salamander_1367

    Peanut butter and cum sandwich??

  35. ObligationPleasant45

    I feel like this crosses a line I didn’t know I had.

  37. Birbandsnek

    I’ve been trying to be healthy lately and peanut butter is really calorically dense. Does this have any impact on her weight? Super curious as I’ve cut peanut butter out because it makes me gain weight fast.

  38. OlDustyTrails

    I am down with the peanut butter, even though it is a generous mound, but unsure about the condensed milk personally.

  40. peachtreeparadise

    Holy shit the fat shaming on this is insane

  41. grugrats

    How much do you spend on peanut butter every week?

  43. snakeeaterrrrrrr

    That’s a traditional breakfast in my country.

  44. Fit_Pea3013

    ![gif](giphy|21S35iv1C67ns2g458)

    Yea ok that’s “condensed milk” 👍🏾👌🏾

  46. Electrical-Act-7170

    Toasting brings out all the delicious nuttiness of Dave’s Killer bread.

  47. papayatwentythree

    Who is Dave and why does your wife have his bread?