
My friend told me I’m no longer allowed to make them late night sandwiches while high. I say balderdash and they need to lighten up and learn to embrace the alliums while high. I turned it into a melt after the picture, the onions weren’t overpowering and it has dijon mustard on it.
by barontaint

7 Comments
Ditch friend.
Replace friend with more onions.
Only joy.
You said “balderdash”?
Your friend should be lucky they have someone who’d make them a late night sandwich at all.
I need to do three things:
* Make and eat this sandwich
* Use the word “balderdash” more
* Randomly yell “EMBRACE THE ALLIUMS” at people with zero context, possibly while flexing
I’m blown away by the consistency in the slices of cheese you got there.
What’s the poop? Beans? I thought it was liverwurst at first.
No matter. Would eat
Honestly? Needs more onions