Thankfully this was pre ordered, but Damn that was an angry printer

by Speedyminty

44 Comments

  1. Upstairs-Dare-3185

    “Fire 14 burger, 6 chicken, 4 salmon, double check mods and drop a shit ton of fries x2”

    Pretty standard ticket if you ask me

  2. makingmywayy

    you know what they call a quarter pounder in Europe?

  3. whatswithnames

    KM -“If you have a large ticket, please don’t ring it all in at once”

    FOH -“Whatever, I don’t have time for that”

  4. I feel like they could have just said burger instead of smash that

  5. SockSock81219

    Worse: the Allergenic Pride Convention is in town. We got some fragile immune systems, folks! Every dish is a criminal negligence charge! And they’re fighting the autogratuity!

  6. fish_bowl_swimmer

    … the type of ticket that comes in when the kitchen is just about to close.

  7. consumeshroomz

    Dear lord. “Wat the cluck?!” is right.

  8. theasian231

    Gotta love how these tables somehow have like 80 times the average rate of gluten intolerance 🙄

  9. terrordactylUSA

    “Can I get an all day?”

    “….uhhh”

  10. OilyRicardo

    If thats one enormous party, it sure would be useful as fuck to have a POS that parses duplicates to condense the ticket like 8x burger, 2x salmon burger, 10xfries. Instead of
    1xburger
    1xburger
    1x fries
    1x salmon burger
    1x fries
    1x coke
    1x fries
    1x salmon burger
    1x fries
    1x fries
    1x coke
    1x burger

    Etc lol

  11. Dog-of-Moons

    That ticket is what my nightmares are made from.

  12. Scabrous403

    At the very least all the items are grouped together. But I’d still go scream in the walk in

  13. WhatADunderfulWorld

    Nahh. Split that up. No way you can do this all at once and keep everyone happy with good fries.

    These mofos need to throw a party at home or discover buffets.

  14. BigCATtrades

    These cliché “edgy” food names are even more annoying…🤮

  15. Asleep_Address_7906

    Royale with Cheese? Your chef is a twat.

  16. HndsDwnThBest

    The noise of those printers haunted my dreams for a long time….

  17. That sucks. Hope you knocked it out quick.

    Don’t forget to crease it so it’s easier to read.

  18. slartbangle

    Man, I’ve been out of the game for 15+ years. I blew that up to read it all and started feeling sick halfway down. I can hear the squirrel spitting out more as I gaze at this monstrosity. I’d be calling the dish pig onto the line if they were reliable at this point. Can hear it now NERF GET UP HERE!

  19. A loooong time ago I worked in a cheap and cheerful “Italian” restaurant that sat about 120 and would often get groups of up to 40. One Sunday we got totally slammed out of the blue. Called up one of the young chefs and he said he was happy to come in but was a bit “compromised”. He got in within 20 minutes and the first thing I handed him was a check that looked like this with about 20 steaks all with different sauces, temps and sides. He just stared at it for 5 minutes looking like his brain had glitched out but eventually took it all in and got going. Chatting after service, he had done a load of mushrooms not long before we called and they kicked in just as he got in. Good times.

  20. gingersquatchin

    “I can’t have any gluten I’m allergic”

    “Anything that comes out of our fryers has gluten on it”

    “Oh well I can have that gluten”

  21. Nighthood28

    See this makes me happy that i am working at a hotel restaurant. Large groups are anticipated, and preordered.

  22. “Gluten allergy, cross contamination ok” those two people can go fuck themselves

  23. Square-Poetry4224

    Fuck that.

    The rule should always be no more than six items per check. You got a seven top well give me four and then three. I’m not going to read that scroll. You’ll ring that ticket back in thank you.

  24. Deck_Master-6

    How many other tickets at the same time? We get bills like that and 12 other orders all rang in at once 😤

  25. BigWillis93

    It sucks but at least it’s in order. Out servers would do it by seat and we’d have to sort it out on paper on our own

  26. Lonely_Scale_4696

    I can hear it….”adding on….ahhhhhhhh fuckkkkkkk!!!!”

  27. I just wish they would tell you how much beef and chicken to drop instead of a food novel

  28. SuspiciousSpliff

    Dude…. All the same but different. I stopped looking after about 2/3rds of the way down this ticket. Makes me dizzy and nauseous.