Anyone try the new dessert pizza from Dominos?? 🤤

by Quantum_Quokkas

37 Comments

  1. AcrobaticChoice9859

    After seeing this pic I realized there’s no point in living anymore

  2. Kaleidoscope_97

    Looks like they cleaned out a mop on top of a pizza.

  3. Winter_Haze9

    Looks like someone took a shit the proceeded to cum on it

  4. Looks like either the employees or delivery person were really angry or really happy.

  5. Not even a trash panda would eat that.

    By the way, *what* is that?!!

  6. Damn they’re scraping J.K. Rowlings walls for that one

  7. Just_An_Avid

    Ah yes, the fecal-bukkake special pie. NO, I shan’t be having that in this life or the next, not even if served by Satan himself at Hell’s dining table.

  8. fondue4kill

    I’m sure it’s good if it’s made properly and handled well. But this… this is a disgrace

  9. TerraStarryAstra

    Holy mother of god, straight to the seven rings of hell

  10. hankmardukas0987

    Looks like someone had an Upper GI bleed and couldn’t make it to the toilet

  11. haroldweissencrecker

    Looks like the entire staff had a “try”

  12. RememberNichelle

    The description from Domino’s Australia is:

    “Introducing our Cookie Dessert Pizza.

    “Made with choc lava and cookie pieces on an indulgent doughnut dough base, topped with cream cheese icing, and baked to a perfect ooey-gooey texture.”

    So it looks like the ooey-gooey topping got smooshed all over the box. Possibly the dough was over-filled, or the crust wasn’t pulled up far enough. (A donut crust should make a pretty good wall against fluids sloshing around the box.) It also looks as though the dough was pulled too far out, because the pizza barely fits inside the box.

    I also think this thing needs one of those box tripod doohickeys, to keep the box lid off the pizza top as much as possible.

  13. __KptnHaddock

    I would sooner kill myself with my fathers dick

  14. Aww ew lol 😆 did you return it ? or at least call them

  15. This here looks like if someone made a pizza from Tool lyrics….

  16. Sw4nR0ns0n

    This is what I Imagine pterodactyl shit looks like

  17. DankyMcJangles

    I had to double check if this was r/PizzaCrimes or r/ShitFromAButt

  18. YesIAlreadyAteIt

    Gross, Someone Anna Kendricked all over that pizza!

  19. Vexed_Misanthrope

    JFC, put a NSFW tag……that thing is a call for a beheading.

  20. ShreddyKruger2

    It looks like the inside of a porta potty at a music festival on day 3.

  21. Did they summon this pizza from the 9th level of hell?

  22. ![gif](giphy|xT9KVg8gkDEyJIrVdK)

    Someone call a priest

  23. “If it doesn’t arrive in 4 minutes, you get a free medi… no just kidding, you’re screwed bc you ordered frozen food to be delivered”

  24. Fogwaveeee

    Nah me and whoever delivered that to my front door gotta squabble

  25. GraciaEtScientia

    Is that the refined oil – splooge combo?

    Daring today, aren’t we?

  26. Tranka2010

    Pizza or alternative album cover for Metallica’s Load.